Bryan Ash

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Is it me or Tim Conway is reffing the Super Bowl?

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Ich bin ein mariupoler.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

The Ukraine is my last territorial demand in Europe.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Vaccination: you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Us shipping 1.5 million astra Zeneca vaccines to Canada. That will move the needle.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

This feels like the end of festivus.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Moving sales never work for me, I can never catch up.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

#qugrad19

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Without any friction in your journey, you can’t get anywhere in life.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

When summer leaves, I see red.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us. We are treating it with care like a fine wine. We are letting it age.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

My phone was complaining about battery too low. I took it out of my pants pocket and put it in my shirt pocket instead. Problem solved.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

30000 strong at US Open today. How many weak? @FOXSports dad joke.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

I'm confused, we have congratulations and congraduation. Why not use the same letter?

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Puppy Reese monkey peanut butter cup baby. 4 things you gotta love.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

I'm so good at basketball, I don't just dribble, I double dribble.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

I'm not interested in Russian mail order brides, I am interested in Russian female order brides, sorry. https://t.co/9PJFzLeJu8

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

Alex rolled a joint today, his first one, he twisted his ankle.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

I'm depressed, I have never met my adoptive parents only my birth parents. Everyone says they are nice.

[Bryan Ash @Bryan_S_Ash]

She asked me if I ski with Poles, I said sure I ski with everyone: Italian, French, Japanese, it does not matter to me.