BryanArgueta

Don’t be too hard on yourself

[ᴀɴᴀs @e7ikm]

رافينها بعدما فشلت صفقة ويليامز
رافينها بعدما فشلت صفقة ألفاريز

[Freeman @BigFrman]

Lamine Yamal to Mbappe, Kane, Dembele in this press conference.

[Mundo Despectivo @MundoDespectivo]

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA 🚨

💥Julian Alvarez le ha comunicado al Atletico de Madrid que si no lo venden al Barça cuando vayan al Camp Nou se va a marcar gol en propia portería.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The four pillars of modern football

[Luka Dončić @lukadoncic]

Being a Laker means everything to me, and I’m excited to get back on the court and bring a championship to LA. I’ve gotten used to big changes over these last few years, but I know that no matter what, there is no limit to the potential of this iconic franchise. I look forward to meeting Josh and Bob so we can get to work building something special in LA together.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[BryanArgueta @BryanArgueta66]

@adderation30mg @EmeritusTolu @walIflwr You have multiple people calling you retarded lil bro just put the fries in the bag and go back to work
You minimum wage peon 😂

[🔪 @walIflwr]

i genuinely want everyone to go helI for participating in that messi hate campaign when he just wanted to win something for his father for the last time even though he was suffering mentally emotionally and physically

[jiggy @oakcliffjiggy]

Yall was killing my goat this whole World Cup and he was just trying to win it for his dying dad man fuck yall

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Stuti Mrinal @mrinal_bitw]

"Prime Messi " Mf I don't even know what Prime Messi is anymore , that autistic goat has like 7 primes

[🔪 @walIflwr]

i get chills all over my body everytime i think abt how we witnessed 40yo messi dogwalked that prime english team in the semis it was so fcking incredible

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇮🇱Netanyahu at 6:00 PM: "I'm going to NYC. I'll speak truth to this hateful official. Let's see him try to arrest me."

🇺🇸Mamdani at 6:05 PM: "ICC issued a warrant. I back it. I can't arrest you. DC can. I'm asking the feds to act. NYC doesn't welcome war criminals. We will defend human dignity." 🔥🔥

Bro with metal Spine. Zohran Mamdani is now most popular leader in US.👏

[Not Barry @BarrysOnHere]

Patrick Mahomes knee looks cooked in training camp.

[Shaston @ShastonC]

We are finally becoming a proper footballing country

[Monzi [cvg] @MagicOfBarca]

Top 3 fckin quotes of all time

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

Imagine if she turned into Bron🔥🔥🔥

[Encara @Ankara_M10]

"When Argentina lost" "When Argentina won"

[𝓥𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖊.𝖕𝖓𝖌 @Vanlenciacf]

Only if you’re stupid tbh