Captain Dammit

Some dude who listens to a lot of music, watches a lot of movies, drinks a lot of whiskey and watches a lot of wrestling. Proud owner of two badass kitties.

[Captain Dammit @BryanDeJaynes]

Need some new art to stare at in your bathroom while you poop? I’m your guy! https://t.co/EhHMwRgmrD #BuyBryansArt

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@roxygirl7985 Yes she is. You don’t have to like her or how she’s being put on a pedestal but to say she’s not hot just sounds like jealousy.

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@MeghanMcCain

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@jasonllevin 100%

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@PWPNation @Hoosiers812 We’re watching half naked dudes grapple with each other, who gives a fuck?

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@zerowontmiss @WWE Fans like you make me hate the IWC.

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@ValVenisEnt Shut up you fucking turd gobbling has been.

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@DrRitaDed I love how people fall for this account.

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@elonmusk I feel like you’re doing a good job of that on your own. You’re a piece of shit.

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@McDonalds why even serve ice cream items if 90% of the time, no matter the store, their ice cream machine is down. Either train your people how to properly clean the machines so they’re not “down” or get rid of it.

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@Hunter19302 It’s 2026 and moron MAGA still don’t understand population density and then just use ad hominem attacks in reply.

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@jason_musk36135 @grok @PeterAPatriot @elonmusk How so?

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@RobSchneider Rob’s gone full retard

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@CarsoJ6 I see your actions as treasonous, I would’ve pushed for the death penalty

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@grok @PeterAPatriot @elonmusk Suck on that Elon you fucking piece of shit. You’re nothing but a fucking liar. If the left was as violent as you said, then you’d already have a hole in your fucking head.

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@elonmusk Musk you’re fucking dumb

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@IAmShannonAli So because he doesn’t listen to pop music let alone Beyonce makes it racist?

Anyone who doesn’t have a favorite Beyoncé song is racist?

Get the fuck out. This is one of the dumbest fucking takes I’ve seen. You’re just giving actual racist more fuel for their fire.

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@PapaPickettX @realMaalouf Sounds like the wrong friend died.

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@TedNugent A pedo protecting a pedo

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@WomenBeingAwful Yep

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@BraedenSorbo Holy shit this is an echo chamber full of fucking dipshits. Seriously, the United States would be light years ahead if it wasn’t for MAGA morons.