Bryan Flanagan

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@Suffragent_ I don’t see a ring. In which case bro, count your lucky stars and run while it is still cheap and easy to do so. It’s only going to get worse.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@StephenKing Cry ab it

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@its_The_Dr Traveling

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@libsoftiktok So the WNBA wants the boys to take away medals from the girls, but when their turf is threatened by men, no men allowed.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@DavidAsmanfox Wouldn’t

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@ClownWorld The drivers are paid to do this to soften you up to accept the drones.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@libsoftiktok The blood is on Cambridge’s hands, actually.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@AandGShow @GlennAndTonic I swear Jack and I were separated at birth. Every day he says something that is exactly what I do. I read the World Book for fun. It was the old way of going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@JebraFaushay Even ze laughed at zerself when ze says ze is non-binary.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@Not_the_Bee What everyone was thinking: Please don’t try to hit the high note at the end. 🙏

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@NoContextHumans It’s what happens when you protect your language, culture, and borders.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@kaiwegner Germans are horrible drivers.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@nytimes Germans are horrible drivers.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@nypost Waymo? Because I’ve been told Germans are excellent drivers.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@DschlopesIsBack Fucked friend’s wife

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@BrittanyinTexas “Grift, graft.” He said both because he’s not sure which one is right to use, or even what the difference is. He is a soft head. Everyone who has lived in CA already knows that.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@MarioNawfal You will own nothing and you will be happy.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@zeynepmyenisey That’s better than if it were short for salad.

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@zeynepmyenisey The cockroach turned it off to get comfortable for his timeshare

[Bryan Flanagan @BryanFlanagan5]

@zeynepmyenisey There’s a guy named Vladimir Jaffe who has a YouTube channel about this. He’s an immigrant from Soviet Russia and he interviews communist wannabe protesters on the street.