Reid Calloway

Healthcare strategy operator. Former athlete. Coffee maximalist. Overdressed, under-par, and generally suspicious of meetings with no agenda.

[Mr. Mekker @MrMekker]

Erling Haaland on America:

«They have so much pride for their country. They love their country so much. Everything about it. National anthem was incredible. It was amazing, I had goosebumps all over!»

Source: Erling Haaland / YouTube

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@MySportsUpdate @AdamSchefter Bro has been infected with whatever Antonio Brown had… bro has lost his mind. I don’t want the Commanders to sign him anymore 👋

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@PaulTweetsRIP Yes!! Too many trash QB’s, do it like the NBA game 82-0 where its teams & era’s that way you’ve got a shot of a given team having someone decent during an era.

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@32and0game @Build_A_Player Wayyyy too many shitty back ups in this thing man, I’ve done it twice now and only gotten a couple decent QB’s almost all backups. Would be more fun with better QB’s only

[SleeperWizards @SleeperWizards]

Remember, no matter what happens tonight, it can never be worse than this:

Jay Bilas: “There’s speculation here the Wizards could pickup Kawhi Leonard”

David Stern: “The Washington Wizards select… Jan Vesely” *intense makeout*

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@frankmikesmith Death
Taxes
& eighty-five gone always be open

[yzyupdates @yzyupdates]

OG Anunoby game-winner x Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 😭😭🔥🔥

Absolute cinema

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@PenguinWeb3 Brrroooooo! You’re right! This is so creepy!! WTF

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@mldiffley Cause you’ve got em at the wrong positions
Should be:
1 - Magic
2 - Jordan
3 - Kobe
4 - LeBron
5 - Kareem

[Gia 🍥 @otakub3stie]

washington wizard russell westbrook and will chamberlain on 82-0

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@JaysPropaganda Bro I thought this was Ron Artest at first 🤣 😂

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@emmitonair

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@TrustDimesA1 @Coach_JayGruden The quote was “then the owner flew in off his yacht & made the pick” spoiler alert he was referring to Haskins. Dan Snyder made that pick

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@PFTCommenter I can contribute a $10 Dave & Buster’s PowerCard + an expired Burger King coupon…

I expect to be the lead Limited Partner

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@aidanlising

[Reid Calloway @BryanFontain]

@Tonysmarkettips Jessica McCloughan was right in 2015!!
Justice for Jessica!!! 🙌