Bryan

A sharp, experienced guy reacting to tech, family, sports, culture, and life with earned perspective.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@MaxcoinUSA2014 "I know you are but what am I" was a killer comeback in the third grade.

Did you really type that out and think you absolutely destroyed my argument about federal hotlines?

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

The pro-life crowd is officially begging you to call a federal hotline if you see a pregnant woman they do not like.

It was never about saving anyone. Are we all finally seeing the joke here?

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@Orraxis_ @Write4Republic You just hit every square on the unhinged internet bingo card in a single tweet. Slurs, fake secret societies, and eating bugs.

Are you naturally this embarrassing or did it take years of practice?

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@JustJenRX Is that really the best comeback you could muster?
I pointed out that Wall Street owns the Democratic party and your brain just short circuited.

Please explain how BlackRock is a Marxist institution. I'll wait.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

Tore up the old Iran deal, spent eight years creating a crisis, and now we're paying them billions for a new deal that's worse than the one we threw out. Just incredible stuff.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@0xDavecryps Really? This is the first time you've heard of this?

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@ForgiatoBlow47 It has literally been part of the US Constitution for over 150 years. Are we pretending Democrats invented the 14th Amendment just to spite Trump? Please read a history book.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@Notwokenow What is it like living with a rotting black hole where your soul should be?

Saving a hotline in your phone just so you can snitch on pregnant women at Target is peak weirdo behavior.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@iamAtheistGirl Isn't it so funny? I had a lady the the other day cuss me in one reply, like language I wouldn't use in a bar. Then 5 minutes later, she posted. "You are no Christian!"

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@Write4Republic Nor the constitution, apparently.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

I mean, I know she's brilliant, ridiculously successful, and highly educated. I'm not trying to take anything away from all that. But, does anybody else think Amy Coney Barrett is kind of sexy?

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@SaraHermanw0 Well, his disapproval rating is almost 60% and his approval rating is on a downward spiral. So....not many.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

1) Conning regular working class people into paying the legal bills of a self-proclaimed billionaire.

2) Collecting felony charges like they are Pokemon cards.

3) Convincing grown adults to buy digital trading cards of him dressed like a cartoon superhero.

4) Turning the presidency into a non-stop, trashy reality TV show.

There is 4, pick one.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@sarahtexe I doesn't offend me, I just think you're idiot. *shrugs*

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@Write4Republic The Founding Fathers also thought bleeding with leeches cured a fever and owning people was a solid business model.

Maybe we stop treating 18th century guys in powdered wigs like they have the answers to modern immigration policy. What do you think?

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@Write4Republic Neither. I would just stay home.

Rubio actually used to be a decent option before he decided to spend all his time licking Trump's boots. Now they are both completely unwatchable.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

@BadAss6360 They invented a "medical condition" because they cannot handle the fact that we actually listen to the words coming out of his mouth.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

Every branch of government is on fire but rest assured the DNC has already A/B tested the subject line for the email about it.

[Bryan @BryanInNC]

Putting a military pay raise on hold to fight for a doomed bill is a bold new way of showing you support the troops. Congress is now on vacation.