Bryan's Lunch Notes

I'm the star of a one-note show everyday in Bryan's wife's lunch bag. He's creates, she laughs! She's also my press agent. No autographs please. I'm at lunch!

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Gotta hand it to her, she tried, but the wife's efforts to dress @HB aren't always a hit. I'll give her an "A" for effort though! #gobigorgohome #majorfail #womanonamission #RETURNREFUND #huntforwhitedressshirtcontinues #StayTuned

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@hbwlegal @JGW93

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Long time no see! My manager's been side-tracked with "work" lately...a lame excuse. Anyway, I'm BACK today baby! @HB & the "Mrs." disagree on the necessity of CHEESE on EVERYTHING! Mrs. : "God didn't put Adam and Eve in the Garden of Cheese! Eat more veggies!" @HB's response:

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Long time no see! My manager's been side-tracked with "work" lately...a lame excuse. Anyway, I'm BACK today baby! @HB & the "Mrs." disagree on the necessity of CHEESE on EVERYTHING! Mrs. : "God didn't put Adam and Eve in the Garden of Cheese! Eat more veggies!" @HB's response:

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A battle for the ages! Sir Vegetable Soup of @CampbellSoupCo vs Sir Sandwich of "When did we buy that Turkey?"! No surprise Sir Vegetable Soup won! Sir Sandwich of WDWBTT did not go down easy and vows revenge.... as soon as his fresh reinforcements show up! #getthesmokerrollin'

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@HBryanWallace @hbwlegal For your next lunchtime masterpiece! Imagine my ride to work with one of these guys! And we all know about @JGW93's *totally healthy* CSI obsession (*shhh* she doesn't know we know). #solvingcrimesisherhobby #arealwhodunnit #whoatemysandwich

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@Ripleys That's gotta be the world's LARGEST sandwich bag! (JK) Looks like @hbwlegal had to use whatever he could to TCB today. Gotta hand it to the man, 'cause the sandwich ( not available for comment) arrived safely. @ChickfilA you're on notice for an extra pickle order soon.

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Pull off the T-tops and crank up the tunes 'cause it's Flashback Friday and we're goin' *back in time* (cue Huey Lewis and the News)! Look at my creator's cool ride...I mean it's "totally rad, dude"! So, the theme of today's note is about time and gettin' to the weekend YA-EAH!

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@jlkinney Whaaaaaaz uuuup my man! I may not have the Sparkle of the Brawny man, but great Scott, I’ll do my best!

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Boom! #Dateline #dontwatchalone #jealyjellydidit

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It's been a wild ride the last 24 hours! I may have to start charging Bryan's wife an appearance fee now that @DatelineNBC and reporter @dateline_keith Morrison have noticed me. Let's see now, one note each lunch, five times a week, plus extra for humor and good looks, total....

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*tap tap tap* Hey! Is this thing on? It's me! Bryan's lunch note and this is my very first tweet in the twittersphere. So, if you can hear me out there, holla back and let me know whuuuuuz uuuuuuuuuup!