Bryan🐀

Pronouns: he/him in a British accent

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

My dentist playin the freaky music rn and it’s lowkey got me freakin

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

Michael jackson and I have much in common.

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

@BigNutt05419783 Who the is this even person what

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

Hunter biden is a well spoken sassypants

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

@youknowimsexy28 Wow! Classic bazil zinger!

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

Hey siri show me the monkey chasing frogs emoji

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

@youknowimsexy28 I was thinking about calling you ginger too tbh

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

New hell idea: you can only watch the same 10 tiktoks with no comments for eternity

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

I forgive you twitter #strikeisover #backtweeting

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

Hate when my jaw randomly locks up bruh makes eating dirt and other food difficult

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

Fuck my stupid tweets bruh this shit so hard to do #nomoretweets #onstrike

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

@BigNutt05419783 I want to taste the rizzler so bad 🤤

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

@Amo_amagami @AoriH_HiroA Oh okay, thank you

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

@youknowimsexy28 I’m down

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

@youknowimsexy28 I loved the gay horse video…

[bazil @youknowimsexy28]

chuddy foid

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

@youknowimsexy28 The one by home depot

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

Just saw a man tickle a woman’s thigh at discount tire. I will not be returning to this establishment

[Bryan🐀 @BryansHood]

I might be the fastest walker in history

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies