Bryan Tolinski

Carpe Diem. Seize the day. Make your lives extraordinary.

[Kellogg Company @KelloggCompany]

Food insecurity among LGBTQ+ adults is >2 times the national rate. We are proud to partner w/ @Centerlink to help provide food + supplies for member centers that feed those in need. Thank you for creating #BetterDays., @CenteronHalsted @BraveSpaceChi @Affirmations

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

@emilylauren_13 Wow then you REALLY don’t want to see the way I eat mozzarella string cheese…

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

@emilylauren_13 It’s efficient and makes less of a mess!

[𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓴𝓪 𝓴𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓮 @erikakaule]

me watching a true crime show about
someone being murdered vs me when I see a bug in my house

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

@_erikapatrice Birds are all drones created by the government to spy on us anyways, so what’s the point

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

@_erikapatrice Was it worth all $37 dollars

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

@amanda_plz8 Honestly best part about elementary school. Coming back to class flexing hard with my super long rope erasers

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

@_erikapatrice HE BETTER NOT

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

@_erikapatrice IT MEANS NO WHY CANT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS 😂

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

That awkward moment when I’m with a girl describing a movie I SWEAR we saw together and she says “must have been one of your other hoes” and it, indeed, was one of my other hoes

[GLAAD @glaad]

IT'S #SPIRITDAY! Go purple now and take the pledge to support LGBTQ youth: https://t.co/AJXrimYJKz  💜💜💜💜💜

[𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓴𝓪 𝓴����𝓾𝓵𝓮 @erikakaule]

if y’all see a man walking a black cat on the west side of GR, don’t worry — it’s just bryan and no he’s not on drugs. #NormalizeCatWalking

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

An actual list of my kittens favorite toys:
1. Empty paper towel / toilet paper rolls
2. Receipts from Meijer
3. Paper bags from the grocery store
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50. The $14.95 cat toy (now destroyed)

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

So I was added to a group chat today where half the people didn’t know each other so I posted this gif and nobody laughed or commented and that’s why I live alone

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

@_erikapatrice Cc: prodigy child

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

Top 3 perks of having a kitten:

1) kills all the spiders in the house
2) listens to me rant every day
3) I can leave any conversation I want by saying “sorry, I have to go, I have a fur baby at home”

[Bryan Tolinski @BryanTolinski]

I’m convinced every single New Year’s Eve party consisted of either a Roaring 20’s theme or pajamas and honestly that’s the kind of energy we need this whole decade