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[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

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@BarryOnHere So he’s going to join the Lakers and win three (3) championship with Luka then?

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

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@BarryOnHere

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

just saw a picture of myself, my full legal name, and what looked like a monetary value flash across the Vegas dome for a second

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Jenna thinks she's dating him but it's actually a tiny NYU lesbian.

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

This is sickening

Children should be doing this not hard working men.

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@BarryOnHere

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@BarryOnHere Nah, even if they had run the ball, you know Tom Brady would’ve willed the kicker to miss the FG anyways.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I saw Grogu at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

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@BarryOnHere He also said that Tom Brady has a worse career playoff rating than Tim Tebow.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

“He found street parking in LA, add a sign that says “no parking between 4pm-6am”.”

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything

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@Jared_Carrabis Best part is genuinely referring to Trout as a kid when he’s been in the league since Obama lmao

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Whenever I'm watching porn, i can't help but think — some people probably get off to this stuff

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Wemby got ejected on purpose so he could have more time to respect women on Mother's Day.

#Hero
#Integrity

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@BarryOnHere MJ would’ve willed the other team to brick a lot of their 3s 🤷🏽‍♂️