Bryarly

SAG Actor, Musician. Theatrical/TV/Commercial/Print: @ragemodelsLA. I do not consent to my voice or likeness being used for AI.

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If you haven't read Michael Suileabhain-Wilson's essay on the 5 Geek Social Fallacies before, you should: https://t.co/8OrzCYe6Sz

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I think I'd like modern music a little more of the fashionable thing wasn't szhingerszsuh givinguh themszelszeszhuh nnliszpszs

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What they want me to think when they sell from the driver's seat:

- relatable
- always working

What I think:

- they post instead of working
- they can't afford a real campaign
- they don't have money/structure/time/organization to advertise anywhere else
- they live in a car

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@LaurenWitzkeDE I wondered why the USPS employee gave me a hard time for using wax seals on my Christmas cards 🤔

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@diorvijane Improve your diet, improve your mental health.

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I don't partake in the "insults for fun" genre of friendship. Say it with your chest and get clocked, or hush up and be nice.

Life's hard enough without sideswipes from friends.

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@TrailTimeJessie Beautiful quote - Merry Christmas, Jessie! 🎅

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Con: you get to midnight mass late and end up in the overflow hall

Pro: the live feed in the overflow hall has multiple angles of the mass you've never gotten to see before

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@snoyote84 Nice job! 🙌

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@nic_carter O no, no olo :(

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@MarkDenneyPhoto Peace and beauty all in one shot ❤️

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My friends have come to understand that I will send 5 million messages in a row because their timeline of reply means nothing to me.

I'm tossing love letters into the wind for the joy of the throw.

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@woodcarver_t Dang you're good! All your carvings always feel so warm and alive. Really a pleasure to behold

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If you have to wax lyrical about something evil instead of condemning it, I know instantly that your position is the immoral one. TLDR it's wrong and so are you.

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Pedantry is such a bore. Whipping your brain out to dunk on others just shows it's smaller than you imagine it to be.

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@escapefrommelos "It sticks though" use enough of the right butter/oil and learn how to deglaze.

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Made my favorite garlic soup with the olive oil & sage leaf garnish for once - didn't it clean up nice?

https://t.co/hFwLbvBpY2

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@HenryWX Envious 😍

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"Give it time, you'll get over it" - I have never gotten over anything in my life. It can all be unearthed on command like emotional necromancy.

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@JessePeltan Me going from London to Los Angeles

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@martas_ Photo? Painting? 😍