Not Bryce Harper

Fucking All Star, Eats Nails for Breakfast, Mike Trout's Superior, Pine Tar Master, Ozzie Guillen's Father, You're a clown Bro PARODY Not the real Bryce Harper

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The Angels not letting Hamilton play for doing coke is outrageous @blawrie13 drinks 25 red bulls pre game and snorts water, pretty much coke

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That time @JdeGrom19 could have thrown a a heat seeking missile and I still would have hit it, oh yeah that's tonight #quesocheese

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@JdeGrom19 is about to get taken yard 6 times tonight while I rack up 14 Ribbies #smellyakid

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I'm backkkkkk!

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Oh Fenway Franks for dinner? Are we having homosexuals over? #redsoxsuck

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“@Harryboii42: It's so stupid and arrogant to say Manny Machado is better than Bryce Harper.” It's stupid to say anyone is better than me.

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Hey @TheRealMattKemp , did you get that herpes taken care of yet?

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“@raybandrachel: Can me & Bryce Harper just get married & have beautiful babies already? Such a problem in my life.” Absolutely

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I was at the Super Bowl last night, want proof? #blackout

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This one time at band camp..... I railed Jeters mom

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@Baseball_Lovee if you're into that sorta thing

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“@Baseball_Lovee: @BryceHarperr @SouthpawSwag35 can i get a follow and a RT from one baseball account to another?!” If you change your pic!

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“@SouthpawSwag35: Mike Trout >>>>>>>Bryce Harper” righties > lefties #clown

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Breaking news: Derek Jeter dating American idol personal Ryan Seacrest, confirm or deny @ryanseacrest

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Do the Astros even want to win? #jedlowrie

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Brandon Webb retired, now all Arizona has is their middle infield.

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Anyone else think that Mr. Met has blue balls?

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A-Rod in my Pujols

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If you don't chew big red then fuck you.

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“@softballbyday: My boyfriend just told me he hates when he sees my Bryce Harper stuff in my room. Stop.” Tell your bf to stop clowning bro