Bryce Kslayer

Student. Superhero. Batman. Hulk.

[Bryce Kslayer @BryceKslayer]

When @angedonofrio found out i don't drink a bottle a weekend she had this to say. "Really? Come on bryce pick it up!"

[Bryce Kslayer @BryceKslayer]

"The world is my lesbian wedding." -Chandler Bing

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There's only one person who brings shame to the V... And that's @davebrazel17

[Bryce Kslayer @BryceKslayer]

We live in a world where we hide our love bit are openly violent.

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"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that China cabinet."

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The true purpose of smart phones: to make pooping more interesting.

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@trentwalrod YEEEESSSSS. SO. EXCITED.

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@trentwalrod baaaah! Are you diving?! #divedivedive

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@trentwalrod trent. Trent. Trent. Hi. I hope you're excited. I Am.

[Bryce Kslayer @BryceKslayer]

@trentwalrod Oh my God so excited!

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"Ooh maybe you're an Opera singer, and that's why-" "that's why I can't sing?" #suckitjoshgroban

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What if gorillas had mustaches? No beards.

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If you see something that you love, don't take it. As soon as you do it won't be what you loved in the first place.

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If you're going to make a commencement ceremony that won't commence, at least give us complementary fruit snacks. ..

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Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.

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It might be bigger than you, and it might be bigger than me, but it's not bigger than you and me.

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Batman: the best nyctophiliac. #darkness #noparents

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Why would I stop? How could I stop? I've never been happier.

[Bryce Kslayer @BryceKslayer]

"The trouble is, you think you have time." -Buddha

[Bryce Kslayer @BryceKslayer]

Every time snapchat tells me "could not find new friends" I just think "yep, sounds about right. "