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Indie trash crawled out the indie dumpster

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

How do I tell this man I don’t know that he walks like discord addams

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

She looks like one of those auto-generated miis my DS lite would make back in 2009

[Wæs 🍂 @watchingspirals]

"hey, so do you want to just disavow white supremacy real quick?"

"no"

the decade of the chud

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

I hate a place called an “eatery”, it’s a restaurant and everyone knows it

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

“Best” is over, signing off my emails with “Love, Bryce” again

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Proud maker of ~$700/month right here

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

I love how, during the busiest summer of research for my PhD, my hourly pay has gone down to $4.35 because of how stipend schedules work.

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

The instant audio translations on reels are freaking me out like what do you mean it deepfakes their mouth to speak english too

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

I might be addicted to saying buddhism like that woman on White Lotus

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Bulgaria would be a beautiful name for a baby girl, really hope it isnt taken

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Tiktok pretending to be banned so Tr*mo can win points for unbanning is crazy. B*den said hes not enforcing the ban but they still shut down “just to be safe”

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Wym the only denim brand that makes pants with the perfect inseam for me shut down today?

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

The way the city of Vancouver is rapidly getting more hostile to poor people is insane.

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Im tired of the internet giving me random anxieties - what do you mean i cant be buttoned to the TOP?

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Bell bottoms are the mullets of denim in the sense that tapers are basically fades

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Glad i landed in Ontario at night so i dont have to see it

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Can someone plz release a non-electronic, non-adjustable, non-$4,000 6-channel pipette?

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Need a new passport photo and i want to be PRETTIED up for it like

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Looking at this Earhart quote in the airport before my flight like “didnt she crash?”

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

@Uber driver goes 90km/h in a residential area because theyre street racing another car during my trip and all they can think to do is send me $3 and say “oops! :(“

[b r y c e @BryceRoper]

Haircut making me look like Reba McEntire