Vitamin B

I take my morning vitamins

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Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelaphant.

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Coconut oil is my white mom cure-all

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I now fear orcas more than sharks

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Today at the doctors they gave me a granola bar. Really excited for the next appointment.

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Update: Also the same height as Shakira and Juno Temple

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Just found out I’m taller than Kourtney Kardashian, and about about the same height as Kim.

I will never call myself short again…

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The amount of friends I have who don’t know how to break into a car is disappointing.

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Me feeling bougie after eating 3 eggs

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My cats spend their Christmas high

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Me: Does obesity run in your family?

E: Yeah, but that’s because no one runs in my family

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“Im just going to think curly thoughts”

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Some people just need to twerk out their salvation

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“Uta the ice cream”

- Devising New Works, week 3

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“I don’t have red flags, I just have fun facts.”

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Memorable moments from improv finals:

*in southern accent*
He’ll cry, you’ll cry, and then you’ll have a baby.

- Fairy Godmother to Cinderella

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“If you hit yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?”
- Esteban

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Sitting in the dark, eating a burrito

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my cat: *meows*

me, an empath: yeah i know

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@_whoisjordan It’s why I’m here