Bryce Wieman

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

Count of Monte Crypto

[The Daily Stack 🥞 @DailyStackHQ]

Someone built an algorithm to find inactive Bitcoin wallets, reported them to the NYPD as "lost property" - and is now suing to own them.

39,069 wallets. ~3.8M BTC. $286 billion.
No private keys. Just a court order.

The most audacious Bitcoin lawsuit in history.

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

@DeanTTraining John Meadows had included this as part of his programs for years as well

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

@justalexoki https://t.co/iqjooDDZbR

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

“Errmmm so I did an assassinerino”

[sdmat @sdmat123]

@julien_c I asked it to write a todo app in Python. Mythos replied with fourteen words that shattered my perception of the universe. Tomorrow I leave for Tibet to study under the rinpochet.

Unfortunately hit the usage limit at that point so can't comment on coding performance.

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

I’m the CEO of a hot dog company. I’ve worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn’t prepared for what I’ve just seen. Your life is about to change.

So what can you do?

Buy as many hot dogs as you can. Buy stock in hot dog companies.

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

@ScottAdamsSays @AlchemyAmerican What the fuck kind of follow up is this

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

No one aura farms like a fajita on the way to the table

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

@yacineMTB @jack This makes so much sense.

When AlphaGo beat Lee Sedol it did it by using a move others wouldn't haven’t considered because it was experience trained through playing many games against itself.

They will now do the equivalent with generalized agents and we know it will work.

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

the year is 2038 and you owe $50,000 of burrito debt to doordash but you can pay it all off by living in mr beasts minivan for 80 days

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

It’s funny how more and more specific these get.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Mikey Madison & Jennifer Lawrence are the only actresses born in the 90s to win Best Actress at the #Oscars

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hope everyone has a very, very tight weekend. Please, if you can, try your best to be an Agent of Stoke. A Prince of Pump. Shit rules. Even if things may be feeling kinda lame. Get stoked. Chill. Let go of the BS if it comes for you and tries to lay claim upon your peace.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Medieval coworker during the black plague: yea there’s definitely something going around

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Finance guys are like I fucking knew you nerds were full of shit about needing that much money

[Matt #OUT @MattTalkToEm]

I can’t fucking stop rocking around the Christmas tree dude I just can’t

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

Sometimes I think they set you all up to do promotion for them. You got caught in the honeytrap buddy.

[369,582 Guardians @destiny_thememe]

terribly sorry about this but in my defense it was really easy to edit

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

@watson2212

[Bryce Wieman @brycewieman]

Yall are FUCKED once I finish this Mathematical Thinking Masterclass from https://t.co/4tEV8amhDY