Dallas “Gunner” Bryer

Georgia Man. Army Veteran. Honest Man. Involuntary Bachelor. I keep my thoughts to myself except when I don’t.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

Hey what about your circumcised self pulls up so I can show you how we conquered you again.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@mortmcqueen An open bar fears an alcohol deprived West Pointer

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@WitheredJohnson Love seeing that singular white monster. Your mother loves you.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

Flight Attendant wished everyone a Happy Easter and Happy Good Friday. #TrumpsAmerica

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

Breaking the seal right now. Breaking hymens later. Ladies DM me.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

If the fucking photos app recommends one more photo of the ex wife I will commit a murder suicide at an @Apple store.

#lol

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@BaryMckockiner_ Doc, shit you not same thing happened to me when I ventured down south! The thought never goes away until you get to confession!

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@BaryMckockiner_ Doc, where are you? Looks stunning!

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

UPDATE: This white boy is indeed having a day.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

This white boy is having himself a day.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

Holy fuck Rick Ross just sat on the train with me.

PUT MOLLY ALL IN HER CHAMPAGNE
#UOENO

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@thePickle48483 Hey Cletus,

Apologies for the late reply I was preoccupied with your mother. I see the skill of sucking my dick runs in the family the way you’re obsessed with me! As I told you though I don’t like talking to uppity folks who don’t know their place.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@thePickle48483 @pamelalovesgod7 Damn your replies keep on getting weaker. Dropping the bit I’m starting to feel bad for you.

Did you end up hitting the treadmill or just have another day of self pity wallowing in your body of lard?

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

Puking in the common bathrooms, new low for this guy. Buddy needs to learn how to hold his liquor.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@DaleEdward85291 Dale, forget to mention I attend the prestigious Spellman college, so this is way above my peers.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@HowardS48976932 Howard thanks for your concern but that’s an alias I use that way I can illegally draw more FASFA loans.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

About to go to a class that makes me go absolutely postal (liberal teacher). Toby Keith guide me.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@thePickle48483 @pamelalovesgod7 “Get pickled” stopped being funny like three replies ago. Try getting off my dick and get into the gym you tub of lard.

Also “pansies and snowflakes” but you go to a PAC12 school. Kettle calling the tea pot black. Get your carpetbagging ass out of here.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@thePickle48483 @pamelalovesgod7 I must’ve been spot on the way I hit your nerve there son. When you’re done fantasizing about me doing homosexual actions, please get your fat Yank ass on a treadmill. And don’t talk to me about hitting the weights one of us actually goes to the gym consistently and it ain’t you.

[Dallas “Gunner” Bryer @BryerDallas]

@thePickle48483 @pamelalovesgod7 “Little bro”

Only colored people say that. Opinion rejected.