Bryan Townsend

wait, where you going?

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

My God. Stop what you're doing and watch this.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

GOP Rep. Roy: I want my Republican colleagues to give me one thing that I can go campaign on and say we did. One! Come and explain to me one meaningful, significant thing the Republican majority has done

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

when hospitality goes too far 😭

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow AOC doesn’t hold back here

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

People were just gunned down at a dance club and their workplace -- and THIS is your response.

I look forward to the day your trash organization is obsolete.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

not a single person in that skirmish made Steven Adams move an inch

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

[Pro Bodily Autonomy Stinky Baby Toes 🟧 @mother_runner5]

I have, in the surgeon’s lounge in my red town in a red state, hidden the remote the day before a critical election.

The surgeons will now watch Disney Junior until Wednesday.

[Colin Gubbins @RitleySammich]

last night my gf's dad asked me who i was voting for in the midterms and i told him i will be voting for the party who is not trying to overthrow the government and does not have the full support of the Nazi's & the entire room got quiet and looked at me so i said it again

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade https://t.co/umdXgYbZvj

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans want to decide who you can marry, who you can love, what gender you are, what books your kids can read, what history they can learn, which words they can say and what women can & cannot do with their own bodies.

November is coming.
Vote them out.
#50DaysToRoevember

[Alexander Verbeek 🌍 @Alex_Verbeek]

🎨

The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting.

RT when it works for you.

[Charlie Crist @CharlieCrist]

🚨 ELECTION UPDATE: Polls show I’m statistically tied with Ron DeSantis.

DeSantis’s defeat IS possible, but only if we build the power to do it together. Can you RT this to help me reach 225K followers and help us win this November?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Keep sending your hard earned cash to the “billionaire” who’s being “persecuted” because he stole classified documents.

He’s laughing all the way to the bank, you soft-brained dumbfucks.

[Bryan Townsend @Brynan]

@jonstewart Pizza in a cup was already taken.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Of all of our political divides, the fact that one party votes unanimously to address the climate crisis and one votes unanimously to do nothing might be the most jaw dropping for future generations (as it is to many who are here right now).

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

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[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing https://t.co/SIoAxatCjp