whitethunda

Relapse is apart of recovery or Gangnam style, whatever the kids say nowadays

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

You know it’s starting to get cold when it’s cold outside

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

WHAT DID MIKE FROM JERSEY PUT IN HIS SUBS HELP MEEEEE

[Tom @tomys_16]

vapoi

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I just searched a nun’s purse. Unemployment calls to me

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I’m thinking of instilling an unexplainable career gap on my resume

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I’m thinking of instilling an unexplainable career gap on my resume

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I have told three different inanimate objects over the span of today to eat a dick simply because of user error

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

got a whiff of a cigarette and whipped my head around so fast like a dog hearing the word “treat”

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

@LizzieM5596 I say every night I did some fucked up shit in my past life and that’s how fantasy hockey does it

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I. Cant. Compete. In. Fantasy. Hockey. Call. Emergency. Services.

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

@Jah2kob

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I’m such a fat fuckin chud

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

A friend of mine just called and asked me for my professional advice on a cigarette brand and a tear entered my eye and a smile fell upon my face

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

The desire to continue in academia is a trait of masochism - Freud probably

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

Smoking an Cigarette

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I wake up at 8 AM everyday because I like to get a head start on hitting rock bottom

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I watch dudes mow and edge lawns on tik tok for fun now what stage of life is that

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

I think it’s about time to make my weekly bad decision

[whitethunda @BryPhilly]

Spearmint breeze if you can hear me right now please save us