Brandon

Former army officer, current angry elf, future Walmart greeter, chicken parm appreciation account

[Brandon @BS_355]

Was a good day

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Germans 🇩🇪 in the US for the World Cup have shown a ton of love for the 🇺🇸, while the whiny miserable people from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 complain about everything.

In all seriousness, why are the Brits even here? Came to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary?

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Someone has got to sit these Europeans down and teach them about the Pop Tarts Bowl

[Brandon @BS_355]

About as much as the Olympics taught us how shitty Canadians are

[𝕛𝕒𝕪 @JayyClears]

The World Cup being in the United States has really shown us how big of crybabies Europeans are

[Herbert 0-3 vs Lawrence @BoldCityCap]

Germans here for the World Cup are indulging in all of the delicacies. You love to see it.

[Brandon @BS_355]

@mer2475 Seek therapy

[Brandon @BS_355]

@KevinCl76553901 @gorski_lion Commas. How do they work

[Brandon @BS_355]

@Daniely79 Mexico altered this stadium after the NFL asked them too. Greatly reduced the capacity 😂

[Brandon @BS_355]

@OfficialC98 Half your stadiums look like a warehouse 🤣

[#24 North Texas - KU Ball Knower @Angry_UNT_Fan]

Pretentious European soccer fans complaining about the US hosting the World Cup are coming up against toxic College Football burner accounts and it isn’t going well for them lol

[Brandon @BS_355]

Charles Barkley

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Name the NBA player who you wished retired with a ring.

[Brandon @BS_355]

@Ami_Marisol The paper plate is killing me

[Bald Eagle USMNT @USMNTBaldEagle]

Honestly, I will be hate watching England at this point, after seeing all the insufferable bitching on this app from their fans. Haven't won shit in 60 years, and yet they talk so smug and pompous.

[Brandon @BS_355]

@imzftbi So does your mom

[Brandon @BS_355]

@Footy_Tipster Sucks how irrelevant your country has become

[Brandon @BS_355]

@Uzonna7

[Brandon @BS_355]

Lonesome Dove

[Lou @_iamlougotti]

What’s the most overrated TV show that you don't understand the hype for??

[Brandon @BS_355]

@TrollFootball You know this but you choose to be an idiot

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

Scott Pelley refers to the CBS firings as a "massacre", saying Bari Weiss's approach "wipes out, murders, a large number of your family members".

Have none of these people ever realized they could be fired for being shitty to their boss or at their jobs?

[Brandon @BS_355]

Please tell me that Hello Fresh thing is fake

[Brandon @BS_355]

You just know he’s thrown out a couple “do you know who I am” in his life

[Variety @Variety]

Former “60 Minutes” correspondent Scott Pelley took to Instagram on Saturday to thank his fans for their support after the program’s new executive producer, Nick Bilton, fired him after an explosive confrontation.

“To all of you who have been so kind, you are the wind in my sails. So deeply grateful,” Pelley wrote, along with a photo of him looking elated at the helm of his sailboat.
https://t.co/1RbS1dQMUh