Brandon Salisbury

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

@joerogan Since I've discovered your podcast it's inspired me and I've realized some shit about myself and the world around me. Thank you.

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

Every time I listen to music I start out with some hype shit then somewhere it switches to sad love ballads.

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

Watching ancient aliens on History. It's kind of interesting.

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

I miss florida.

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

Sandals are not sexy, ladies please wear some type of shoe

[Drizzy @Drake]

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

If your donkey is old, get a new donkey.

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

Panchero's commercials are cheap and they don't make me wanna go there

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

What do giraffes have that no other animals have?
baby giraffes

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

Kid: "mommy, the room is spinning!"

mom: "shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor too!"

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

What starts with F and end with UCK?
fire truck

[Brandon Salisbury @BSals92]

If a kangaroo and a penguin had a baby what would it be?
a pengaroo??
thats fuckin badass