Strawberry shortcake 🍰🍓

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

Congratulations Arsenal, the worst, most boring, most pathetic premier league champions of all time

[k a r e n @myjeonlvs]

yo con cualquier canción sorpresa de los bts porque todas las quería para mi fecha

[g @34rths]

Maybe I am not meant for romantic love and I will make peace with it

[alex 🐻 @bruinsakgae]

i don't wanna meet my partner on a dating app i wanna meet them the natural way at a bar yelling at the tv because our sports team is playing like shit

[bianca @biancalovesfilm]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[zelen @zeltypes]

keep saying idgaf about tottenham but i do give a fuck i do

[糞野郎 @iatinihs123]

生きるの超つまらない。
早く死にたい。

[amy @amywantsuu]

can we skip to the part where i die

[໊ @user0000O0]

being brainless, talentless, friendless and useless in life

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

trying to convince a company to hire you

[໊ @user0000O0]

no crush, no reason to live, no events to attend, an unknown future

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

women long for kindness, morality, and goodness, and are capable of finding that inside a monster because they understand what it's like to be perceived and valued based only on what you look like

[Maya Luna @envisionedluna]

Oscars discourse is so annoying bc it's 40% 15 year olds who expect Sonic the Hedgehog to be nominated, 50% people who watched one movie and think its the best movie ever made and 9% the most annoying film bros you've ever talked to (who are generally right which makes it worse)

[ཐི༏ཋྀ @luminousfairyyy]

the saddest transformation begins the moment a woman realizes that no matter what she does, she will never be understood

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

the sexual tension between me and bashing my head against the wall

[ً @helenshivered]

I liked hamnet, marty supreme, one battle after another, and sinners :)) I think they’re all good :))) I like liking things :))))

[g @34rths]

Getting into a relationship doesn't seem realistic at all for someone like me

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Just give him the Puskas award now 😮‍💨