Brian

I ordered the jerk, she said you are what you eat

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

[Brian @bschnizz]

@Acyn @Mikel_Jollett He’s such a pussy ass bitch

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Hunter Biden is killing it out here 🤣💀

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A. MAN. WHO. MAKES. A. DEAL. THAT. INCLUDES. A. PERMANENT. IRS. IMMUNITY. CLAUSE. FOR. HIMSELF. HIS. FAMILY. AND. HIS. COMPANY'S. IS. A. FUCKING. TAX. DODGING. CRIMINAL.

[Eric @erickstevens82]

As an employed father of three, an 18 hour game will take me roughly 4 months to finish.

[KangusBangus @KangusB3]

No boomer has ever applied to 500 jobs and gotten 5 emails back and 2 interviews and no employment.

They do not understand the world that we live in. They cannot understand it, that would shatter their world view. They reflexively call you lazy to protect their view of reality.

[Brian @bschnizz]

@CoachBourbonUSA @petaldairies Halo: Combat Evolved. The first of the Halo games. It was revolutionary to the first person shooter genre. T’was lit.

[Covie @covie_93]

A Democrat running for office must provide detailed plans on how to fix every issue while a Republican running for office just need to come up with a nickname for their opponent.

[Noles Anonymous @NolesAnonymous]

Gonna be weird in a few decades explaining how FSU actually used to be an elite sports school, but then a guy wouldn’t eat dog shit

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Every right-wing response to this is literally just

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

Relax buddy 😂😂😂😂

[Brian @bschnizz]

I finished @TheBoysTV last night and I thought they did a really good job closing out the series. Seems to me that people are bitching just to bitch. Extremely enjoyable series. Homelander was such a rich and rememorable character and Antony Starr absolutely nailed the role.

[Brian @bschnizz]

COYS!!!

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

JOAO WITH THE OPENER!!!

[Brian @bschnizz]

Travis Kelce is not funny. The dude is so unbelievably cringy and tries way too hard.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate