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Things that were totally said in Bungo Stray Dogs. | Not spoiler free. | No submissions, please!

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Just a heads up:
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This account is always inundated in notifications, so it’s hard to keep up with things I’ve been tagged in.
But I love to see your work!

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Atsushi: I don’t want to hurt their feelings

Akutagawa: Hurt their feel — do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?

Atsushi: Kind of, don’t you?

Akutagawa: No? How do you get anything done?

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Gogol: I turned out perfectly fine

Fyodor: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Gogol: I didn't put the bread in! you didn't put the bread in!

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Kenji: Okay, if someone held me by my throat, my top three cheeses are cheddar, swiss, and gouda

Kyouka: As someone who has been held by the throat, cheese is not what they’re gonna ask about.

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Dazai: Conflict and war is the crucible through which we evolve.

Dazai: [eats Ranpo’s leftovers and places the empty container in Kunikida’s room]

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Dazai: *accidentally brushes his hand against Chuuya’s hand*

Chuuya: *aggressively takes hold of Dazai’s hand*

Chuuya: Fucking commit to it.

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Higuchi: How does the Armed Detective Agency always seem to know where we are??

Akutagawa: Chuuya, did you remember to set your Twitter to private?

Chuuya:

Akutagawa: Chuuya you set it to private right?

Chuuya:

Akutagawa: Chuuya

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@tetasdogackt You’re right! lmao
I had to re-post it

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Police: You're arrested for reckless driving by having three people on one single motorcycle.

Chuuya: God damn it.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Wait, three?

Police: ...yes, three?

Akutagawa: Oh god

Atsushi: DAZAI FUCKING FELL OFF

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Kunikida: What's Dazai doing out there?

Atsushi: I don’t know, it looks risky. Didn’t his ex-partner tie him up in a dungeon last time he was captured?

Dazai: [banging pots together in front of the Mafia HQ] IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE ABDUCTED BY THE PORT MAFIA RIGHT NOW!!!!

[🌸TataMana💙 @TatasenkoMana]

Chuuya's iconic little waving hand to tell Good bye 🍃

[ju 📺📻 @julharod]

me at 80yo: he’s biting dazais neck next chapter

[crow 🍎 @phonyrams]

this bungo stray dogs shit is not for the weak

[rii cr: yuwu @wanjjiun]

i cant stop thinking about these two panels. atsushi was so ready to hurt akutagawa but the second he thought about it, he stopped. i can feel my soul screaming and throwing up. he fucking cares about him i am unwell

[rii cr: yuwu @wanjjiun]

can you believe atsushi & akutagawa went from “enemies” to “i hate you but i will save you.” to “i kind of mind if you die.” to “hurting you pains me.” to “i will die for you.”

fuck.

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Dazai: You two are dating now?

Atsushi: Yeah.

Dazai: Why?

Akutagawa: I happen to find Jinko appealing.

Dazai: Yeah I can understand that, I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Atsushi

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Dazai: I’m going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Fyodor: I’m going to commit all the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.

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Atsushi: I want to kiss you again, is that okay?

Akutagawa: That depends...are you going to bite me again?

Atsushi: That was an accident!

Akutagawa: Pity.

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Kunikida: Look. I know that from the outside, it seems like I have everything together.

Ranpo: No, not really.

Kunikida:

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Kunikida: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet.

Kunikida: Whenever I face a difficult situation, I look at it

The ADA: Awwww!

Kunikida: And I tell myself "if I can deal with these idiots, I can deal with anything.”

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Cop: We're looking for drugs.

Dazai: No way! ME TOO