Brian Shearlock

Former gear jamming auto relocation specialist turned corporate manager.

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@ktbkendrick @awfulannouncing If you’re offended by his mistake, GFY.

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@iAnonPatriot I’d buy one for every family member

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@AN0M4LYTV @PopBase You can shit in a litter box, piss on a fire hydrant, just don’t think anyone has to accept it.

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@War_Wilhelm @visegrad24 Damn that hurt. lol

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@IvankaNews_ -1,000,000,000,000

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@Dmccauslin @CannonballDeath @PicturesFoIder You can produce static electricity from getting in and out of your car. You should always touch your car before grabbing the fuel handle.

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@akafacehots Where can I buy one?

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@LinaHidalgoTX I call bullshit!

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@libsoftiktok There’s nothing more disgusting than that bitch.

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@Michell33650674 How about you just swallow.

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@PicturesFoIder She needs her safe space.

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@GandhiAOC @crazyclips_ Can’t get enough of that!!

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@ksecus Can I have your tickets?

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@robreiner And you are just another Hollywood idiot.

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@stuntgunt @joncoopertweets If your world revolves around celebrity endorsements, that’s pretty sad.

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@Miriam2626 Good, I hope you are letting some of them live with you then.

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@POTUS Fuck off

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@POTUS Fuck off

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@Eddie753 @Crusader2C7 @wholemars Unfortunately there are idiots who do.

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@POTUS WTF are you smoking, Joe?