B’

[B’ @Bshurpe]

‘How’s the shoulder now?’
‘It’s feeling better now. It has its ups and downs’.

Get it? Ups and downs? Bars.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤣 John Stones reveals the story behind the shoulder prank.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Might have to forgive Haaland for that ‘be humble eh’ jab at Arteta. Bro is too good pls.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Even if you be number 1 for egede, try this rubbish with Mrs. Ige for UI that year. Or almost any lecturer in any Nigerian uni. Na next day you dey go house. Obalende Stifler. 40yr old man. Let me guess, she later reformed him and they fell in love? Ban YouTube Nollywood pls.

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Damilola Adegbite came prepared for Maurice Sam 😂

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Around 3am, if you meet person like me, under Mile 2 Bridge…your car, let’s say your car spoil; then I fall out. Wetin go happen to you? If me, I see you that kin time, I go first take slap, take format your IOS first, upgrade you to the latest version.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

No one is more mean/realistic than Igbo movies’ script writers. They’ll kill off a protagonist at the last point of his reward/salvation without battling an eyelid. That’s life.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

What even is DJed Spence or whatever his name is doing in an England shirt at the World Cup? Very average player. Luke Shaw way better, both in experience and form. Didn’t his useless club avoid relegation on the last day? Looking for cheap headline and fake love. Idiot.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Haven’t seen a player more unlikeable than Jed Spence in like forever. Who did he think he was impressing? It is called ‘innocent until proven guilty’. Partey wouldn’t be allowed on the pitch in the first place if he was already adjudged guilty.
F*cking prick.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

What’s really the point of the ‘i’ in handiwork?

[B’ @Bshurpe]

This Tunisia is at the World Cup and Nigeria is at home. Shame.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

The patronizing tone of these American commentators in this World Cup is really something. Why would it be ‘a feather in the cap’ of DR Congo to get a draw from Portugal, when they are clearly matching them on the field of play? Because they are European?
Idiots.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Do other people in your dream notice you are gone when you wake up? Like, are you always the main character in your dream or could you also be a waka pass in someone else’s dream?

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Has De’Aaron Fox made any shot all game?

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Connie Corleone’s wedding reception in The Godfather is a masterpiece in scenery, foreshadowing and plot placement and execution. 80 percent of the movie’s story can be traced to it.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

And then there was Jimmy Two Times who got that nickname because he said everything twice like, ‘I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers.’

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Spike Lee is really about to win the Premier League and the NBA in the same season.

[B’ @Bshurpe]

It’s fresh out the brick oven
I can put you on your feet or put you under six of’em
Cartridge hit your cartilage
This infrared light’ll turn a dark skin n*gga into the DeBarges

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Arsenal! Arsenal! Arsenal!!!

[B’ @Bshurpe]

We are champions!!!!!!!! #BOUMCI

[B’ @Bshurpe]

Fuckkkkk #BOUMCI

[B’ @Bshurpe]

We are actually going to win the Premier League. Unbelievable #BOUMCI