Bryan Snyder™

my goals in life are to become low key twitter famous...be able to tweet 280 characters...and win the Heisman trophy Kentwood➡️Jenison➡️GR➡️Grandville➡️Jenison

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HOT debate today…you’re given these 4 starbursts…in which order are you eating them in?…yes you have to eat them all)

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@Gosleepriya 116

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“Nick block by Chet”…as they show 3 replays and he hits arm, arm, ball, arm

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@JJWatt Calories don’t count on vacation…it’s a fact

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@BetMGM Semi cool-ish story…but far from “Best Stories in NBA history”

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@BetMGM I’ll fix it
5 star PG out of HS -15th overall player
3* year college player winning 2 nattys and POY honors
Started almost half of his career games w the Mavs
Signs 4 year 104 million w NYK - NYK fined for tampering w Brunson before FA starts
takes $100 mill paycut -that’s true

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I love this as much as I don’t like Dillon Brooks…but this is so hilarious I like Dillon brooks a little bit more now and love this even more now…it’s confusing

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

I can’t believe what I’m seeing: Dillon Brooks is collabing with Underdog on a SGA-themed Operation game.

“If you touch him, it’s a foul.” Unbelievable. 😭

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@PardonMyTake I will throw in $100…just lemme know

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Will anyone be at LCA on Wednesday?

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@Jennnyyyyyy It’s a different pictured lime in the bottom equation so it’s technically not possible to solve because we don’t know what that lime equals to

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@JonnyD76 @sbell021 Yea I found a 3XLT Jordan brand hoodie when we won the football title that I love, spent a pretty penny, but can’t find anything similar for this one

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@danajacobson Considering Michigan is 3-17 and Texas is 11-12 it’s a miracle it’s only 13…

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@chrisfallica Shush Bear…it wasn’t a foul…but the ref thought it was

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@kelvincarterDPT It’s the most frustrating thing to watch

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Dude as a teacher I always tell my students parents before the come in “practice the book at home”…even if you’re incredibly smart/competent…reading in front of a group of kids is so different than reading to your own kid if you’ve never done it

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Asked Ms P if i can get one more chance to read to the class. I can’t go out like that. We’re on for next week. #moretocome

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Legit expected someone to say he got a hole in one

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

LeBron James. Four time MVP. Four time Finals MVP. Worth over a billion.

And yet, he’s just like us.

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@CoryCjb64200 Guys are way too scared to be embarrassed…it’ll never happen…

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Jaxson Hayes taking one for the team

I now have confidence that I could compete in the dunk contest

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

OMG THE DUNK CONTEST IS OFFICIALLY DEAD 😭😭😭

JAXSON HAYES WTF WAS THAT 💀

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I love that people are finally starting to acknowledge what casual NBA fans have known for 10+ years

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Cavs GM David Griffin says LeBron benefited from a “historically bad Conference”

“All those years, we really knew the target was the Western Conference. There was nobody in the East who was going to be in the way.”

(Via @BIGPLAYcle, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

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Toy Story 4 is an added 2-3 scenes away from being a legit horror film…

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Thought this was NBA Centel at first…

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LeBron James reportedly didn’t ask the Lakers to draft Bronny James, per @ramonashelburne

(Via @ESPNLosAngeles )