Christopher Sterner

Panthers/Canes/Butler Bulldogs fan.
Drum Corps Alum.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🗣️😳 #WATCH — U.S. Open Champion Wyndham Clark explains why he tweeted that he hated Baker Mayfield back in 2016.

“My girlfriend at the time cheated on me with Baker Mayfield”

(Via @PardonMyTake)

[Butler Basketball @ButlerMBB]

A great message from Butler great Matt Howard as he entered the Hall of Fame. Worth a few minutes of your time. #ButlerWay

[max homa @Maxhoma]

I’m playing with Tiger Woods at the 150th Open Championship at St Andrews. Hey golf gods, we’re even. Can’t believe this is real and ya it’s corny but who cares I’m playing with the freakin 🐐 #golf #PVO

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

So that story segment has been relayed to Ted by Marshall, who probably described Gus as a "Lin Manuel Miranda" lookalike. Hence when Ted retells the story to his kids, it just is Lin.

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

@Faefyx while I hate how much the "Ted is not a reliable narrator" defense is used for explaining plot holes in HIMYM, I think it actually covers the possibility of any future @Lin_Manuel apperence/reference on HIMYF. Ted wasn't on the bus with Marshall,

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

@mossyftb

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Handshakes after Covid:

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

This take aged really well, and then completely fell apart

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood. Do not let it grieve you, no one leaves for good.

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

@HinkleHangover Didn't really work for us in the 2nd half though

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

@RMason17 @WilsonGolf They said the same thing to me Ryan! @WilsonSportingG must be going broke!!!

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

@WilsonGolf @WilsonSportingG I did. You haven't responded

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

Extremely disappointing by @WilsonGolf and there absolutely terrible response time in issuing refunds. Will never buy a product from @WilsonSportingG again

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

May we all one day be as ballsy as Ben Schomin, the Cobra rep who publicly likened his employer's biggest star to an 8-year-old, called his comments "that stupid"...and then Bryson's the one apologizing to him.

Ben Schomin is the captain now.

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

@PGAChampionship @MichelobULTRA I think its just been replaced by Mickelson on 5

[Christopher Sterner @BSSoprano]

@boinkdog @tahoeace @TronCarterNLU I mean, imagine making millions to play golf and not getting harassed for autographs/pictures out in public, you have to believe there's player who prefer that.

[Roy Cooper @RoyCooperNC]

Career stat for me when sounding the Hurricane Warning Siren to start the game: @Canes are 3 wins 0 losses. #LetsGoCanes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

They will play. #LetThemPlay