Han Yolo

Never tell me the odds...

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@nosoupforgeorge Yo Dawg wait until Enes Kanter is in the league. He will right all the wrongs.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

😂😂😂

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Adam Gross @adhdrunsme]

Skubal quit on his country and then became a Dodger.

Hating this guy is going to be very very fucking easy.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@Nick56583068 @josh_walburger @ScottWarner18 @Dodgers It’s the TV deal that is the problem. And yes, the Dodgers just shined another giant Spotlight on the salary cap issue which will be a major sticking point in a new CBA.

[Perfectly Orchestrated🎼 @ProdByPerfectly]

ESPN should do a 30 for 30 on the downfall of its brand and the network.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@PostJimmer

[Jason Stapley @jstaples01]

Dybantsa is already a first team all-NBA flopper. That head flies back on every play.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@__0HOUR1_ That’s what she said

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@VinnysCorner1 Matt Williams

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@FiredUpCoug My 16-year old has 11 lawns and is pulling about $450/week. Perfect teenage gig especially if they play sports and need schedule flexibility.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@Manta_r4y @JakeFleshner

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@__Tatyana7 @aidannonx I feel like I need to run this through Google translate

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@robotheart01 @howlingnappa Yes, and a great narrator if you prefer the audiobook

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@JimmyRex

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@SenWarren You could do that anyway except you don’t know how to manage the $5.5 trillion in income receipts each year. Get wrecked.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@amyklobuchar Federal tax receipts were approximately $5.5 trillion in 2025. So what you’re saying is you could take less than 6% of the total tax receipts and fund all of the things that you listed, but you corrupt losers can’t seem to figure it out. Explain yourself.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@EdMarkey Nobody believes you. No one is in office for 50 years unless they are on the take. Get wrecked.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@SenWarren Why should the government get it? The government has never done a good job of allocating funds. It’s pure corruption and you know it because you’re part of it.

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@georgevibing Chrono trigger
Battletoads
Illusion of Gaia

[Han Yolo @BStapleG]

@Geulah8 @BrandiKruse Do you think stabbing someone to death is a proportional response to being shoved? It’s cool to kill someone because you “warned them”? Insanity.