Brette Warshaw

professional figure-outer. author of WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? from @harper_wave @harpercollins

[Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings]

I’ve simply never related to an athlete more in my life which is maybe concerning

[Brette Warshaw @BstarWarshaw]

@hels I think it was made for me

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@waouwwaouw omg im obsessed

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@jnd3001 That sounds kinda good

[Alanis Morissette @Alanis]

and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… 😂

[Brette Warshaw @BstarWarshaw]

@kimseverson Much appreciated, especially from you! ☺️

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@kimseverson Thank you!! Your sonker article is a favorite

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@hels AND IT ONLY GETS BETTER

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@rachsyme Philately and also reviving my Instagram account where I post photos of cool trucks

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@caitlin_thomps excuse me

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@bettinamak It's not new, but the Shopsin's cookbook is an absolute delight and is great for all of the above

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@kierawrr Do it!!

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@jnd3001 extremely rude

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Lady at a Walgreens in Bucksport, ME pronounced my name “Bretté” with a perfectly rolled r and I’ve never felt more dang sophisticated in my life

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@landsbaumshell putting it back on though....

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@chrisecrowley Now i need a blueberry muffin

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Might not work in food anymore but some things never change

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@patburd Thank you!!!

[G. Daniela Galarza @gdanielagalarza]

had completely forgotten that @BstarWarshaw's newsletter+column was becoming a book and i'm very into it. story by @HezelAnna on @taste_cooking https://t.co/0oCKV7bcry