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The roof is not my son... but I will raise it.

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The only thing I'll ever be able to offer is the personality of a girl that's off her rocker

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@ktoor17 😂😂 #everythingisdust #thisisfine #thanksihateit

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Kinda want it to snow so hard people literally can't leave their homes....

#FlattenTheCurve

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@ktoor17 *Sparkles instead of salt*

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Tonight's the night ✔️✔️

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I know this is super random but at some point in my life I really wanna see modest mouse in concert
#concertbucketlist

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Last person in the office working, listening to true crime podcasts.

Not freaked out AT ALL. 🙃

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@ktoor17 @Metric @julytalk Yeah that's expensive. why are the fees so high, like what are they providing 🙃

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Im turning into my parents 😑
Things Ive said this week that are straight from their mouths

*teen runs across street*
"get your hands out of your pockets when you run moron" -my father

*coworker dragging heels*
"pickup your fucking feet your going to ruin your shoes" -my mother

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Emailed a client requesting addition information at 2:32 pm.
Package was dropped off by client at 2:46 pm.
Now that's impressive!
#bookkeeping #lifeinthetaxlane

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@OfficialEmaLow If only it worked that way 💵💵💵

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To stay bronde or go back to red, that is today's hair question?

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@ktoor17 @StarbucksCanada Noooooo 😭

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Me *sits on phone*
Lily - you're blocking the bluetooth with your butt, you stopped the music
Me - cause it's so THICK
Lily - *raps aggressively* ASS SO THICK IT BLOCKS DA BLUETOOTH!!
Me - call Cardi B we got her a lyric, and if she won't answer call Nikki!

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@ktoor17 Hahaha yeah I believe a few were involved 😂

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*Current mood*
White wine drunk, laughing at the tv, eating soup.

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#HappyHalloween
#itsallbusinessinthelefthandlane

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@ktoor17 Omg... Was****

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@ktoor17 2009 blink wax bomb 💣

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Smoke 'em if you got 'em

#lifemottos #dowhatyouwant