Sloptimus Prime

If I had a nickname it would be “The Customer” because I’m always right. AKA TheCheebah, Big Poppa Slop, Big Daddy Diccums, and your mom’s deadbeat boyfriend.

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

It is the way me feels currently: Sloptimus Prime Time https://t.co/WRqziGmbCG

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

@BarstoolBigCat

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

I just went 79-3, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/aX0DHUX0xd #NBA #82and0

Idk man.. seems sketch it isn’t 82-0 again

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

It was on my 3rd attempt too

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/wza0V5Qu63 #NBA #82and0

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

You do give a lil favoritism to the plants you grew from seed. The plants you buy already started are kinda like step children, I still love them and all.. but they ain’t blood.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

So under full Republican control, the Republican controlled Senate can’t pass the Save America Act for election integrity, the House just passed a bill giving another $9 billion to Ukraine, Republicans are planning to merge our military with Israel’s military while Trump has us in another foreign war that’s costing $2 billion a day and has driven gas over $4.50, and not a single person has been held accountable for the pedo Epstein files.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it."

- Morpheus

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

@Gosleepriya Skin for those lucky enough to be born with it.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Quote of the day

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

@MmisterNobody Look into CERN and the Large Hadron collider they keep messing with...

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

@Stormi_luv Deaf people.

[Jum @JesterJum]

How do I know the media is brainwashing people?

Obama's ICE Chief received the Presidential Award for Distinguished Service for removing over 900,000 illegal aliens.

Trump's ICE Chief is called a Nazi.

It is the same person.....Tom Homan....

The only difference? The narrative.

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

No one warns you with how obsessive you become over your garden so quickly.. I spend a lot of my free time looking like Pablo Escobar just roaming my garden, staring at my plants

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

We are kindly asking James Woods, Byron Buxton, and Kyle Schwarber to take us to the promised land tonight. If each hit a home run today, I will be very happy.

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

I have never felt so seen

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

Alpha one to gunship. ALPHA ONE TO GUNSHIP!

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

I can just smell that the Chiefs are about to overpay a team for a former all pro at the end of their career.

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

@BFW I need you to go back in time to tell your former self about how your life turns out. This is truly incredible.

[Sloptimus Prime @bsterby]

@FeelYouHappy Lots of fingers there