Best Foot Flaherty

Who has two thumbs, is a screenwriter, and gets mistaken for SCTV funnymen? this guy. Also one of those thumbs is shite. IG: highandmightycomic

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

Two different things @JamesTHarris

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

Probably could have happened between the first and second after credit sequences. But instead I’m sitting through movie thinking about potential family court drama and guns. Not enjoyable.

[Colleen Padilla @padilla_colleen]

Captain Marvel @Marvel was incredible, however the 3 sheriffs deputies who pull a father and his 4 kids out of theater during the most important part of movie... not cool @HarkinsTheatres

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

@ThatKevinSmith they have a women’s competition for the Nathan’s Famous contest on the fourth. The winner this year? 37 dogs.

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

The Holes initiative. I’m blowing the roof off! Like a modern day Woodward and Bernstein.

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

Anyone else suspect that maybe @realDonaldTrump immigration policy is inspired by the movie Holes?

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

Trump is collecting and imprisoning migrant children like they’re part of a prophecy against him.

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

@air_adair38 Skyrim 2:the streets

[The Hummingbird 🐦 @SaysHummingbird]

CAN'T. RETWEET. THIS. ENOUGH

@dalehansen 👏👏👏👏

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

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[Stephen Sajdak @stephensajdak]

THE XFL AIN'T NO SISSY FOOTBALL LEAGUE! IF A QUARTERBACK FINISHES THE GAME WITH ANY BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY WE SHOOT HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD! LIVE ON TV! JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS!

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

Really looking forward to the Copper Fit Football League.

Retired Hall of Famers prolonging their careers with COPPER INFUSED COMPRESSION!!!

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

@IronStache @SpeakerRyan Its Schroedinger's fetus. When in womb it’s a limitlessly potential life. When born (a minority, or a poor) it’s value is certain.

[Randy Bryce @IronStache]

At an anti-abortion rally this morning, @SpeakerRyan said every person is, “worthy of love and dignity.”

But last week, he ignored Trump's attacks on the worth & dignity of millions of people living in Haiti and around the world.

We see where your priorities lie, @SpeakerRyan

[Best Foot Flaherty @BstFootFlaherty]

Get me Doug E Doug on the line. And Leon. Get me Malik Yoba and Rawle D Lewis. Get me John Candy... oh.... really? Died? In ‘94? Nevermind then. https://t.co/xR2gLM66RS

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Has anyone coined "girther" for those who belive the president weighs more than his doctor reports?

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

The FBI should open an investigation into the President’s height and weight even though they’re technically female body inspectors.

[Some Media  @SomeMediaInc]

@realDonaldTrump EVERYONE WHO RT’S THIS WANTS YOU TO RESIGN!

[Stephen Sajdak @stephensajdak]

At my funeral, I’m going to arrange a beautiful montage for my family to watch...the centerpiece of which will be Eriq La Salle doing that karate punch from the ER theme song. It’s so triumphant and inspiring.