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neutral evil no insight check required.

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@warsocki Take a profound look into this bussy bitch.

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When I first came out I got told “you’re not gay enough to hang out with us” but nobody was trying to educate me on gay history or culture they were just mad I was stealing their boyfriends.

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Do you think babies with family dogs ever gravitate more towards the dogs because having dogs for parents would be way more fun? (In this scenario they become a pet and the parents still provide the kibble)

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My favorite thing is Luigi is getting daddy treatment and they keep showing the CEO’s work ID picture. If that happened to me I would double end it.

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Whats a thread that got the most engagement based on the rage bate engagement? Comments below 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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If you see something say something. Something like “damn that’s crazy” or “hmmmmm”

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@GrannyAnnie102 @warsocki The muppets are getting SNUBBED! also how dare you have muppets discourse without me.

Also I want to see ms. Piggy as Galadriel soooooo much.

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Customer: hey do have any recommendations? My wife left me and I’m have a really hard time-

Me: stop right there! I’ve got the perfect thing

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I am empty. I will be re opening as a spirit Halloween.

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All the club dudes who put on a gallon of cologne before you go out. I’m wondering… is it so when girls cry when they see you approach you can blame it on the chemical cocktail you’re serving burning their eyes and not your otherwise rancid presence? 3rd option do you reek?

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I could teach a five year old to use a rotary phone in 20 minutes but I couldn’t teach an American over 40 how to respect people using middle school English class curriculum.

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A lot of gas station white people with this same build. Seen em pick up three bud lights with just their mandibles.

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Horses are scary. Why do you need a prehensile upper lip?

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Spoken as someone who has no idea how lit that democrat bathroom is gonna be. Say goodbye to people helping you fix your make up and talk you down at the bar. I don’t think men realize how many times this room has gotten you dumped. Please make more of them.

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

@NancyMace Problem solved

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“Mirror mirror on the wall, am I being crazy right now or were they talking in a different tone? Like are they mad at me or….?”

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I fear I have to say this is officially too spicy for the pepper.

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@MichaelaHauge Totally unfair how you keep getting cooler and hotter every day.

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Giving the eyeliner the old fashion “crying at work” test.

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I dont think men understand what a privilege it is to be able to close your eyesin a parking lot. Relax. Hear the rain hit the pavement and not wonder if it’s foot steps behind you.