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I translate BS double speak into words

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I look for posts where the author hides their true intent behind misleading words, and translate them in a comedic way. Follow to stay up to date with the latest BS translations!

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@JOAlexOK "Halal" loans are a joke... They don't charge interest, but the bank would buy the house and "resell it to you at a profit" which would correspond to the interest value, and you would pay monthly "interest free". I wonder where they learned these "tricking God" mental gymnastics

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@Quranconnect_ Question for the women "Muslims": would you not only marry your daughter at 6 to a 40+yo, but be actually happy that she's married at that age?

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@1_Q_k That's using the actual scientific method, which Muslims don't do. You prefer to rely on your "sahih Hadith" and "flawless preachers", and according to that: he married her at 6 and consumed it at 9. Either the Hadiths are wrong or the science is wrong, you can't have both

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@tymboyszn 11411

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@CrucibleOnX So let me get this straight: the overwhelming evidence is an edited photo of a conversation on a phone (allegedly owned by CK, considering the bubbles), no sender or receiver info, different wording from what you read on the debate, and it contradicts Erika's own statement. LMAO

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@Catholicizm1 Paganism reinvented. It feels like some warlock quest in a video game to learn some obscure necromancy spell.

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@Deuce_D20 Those are retracting seats that you can use when the bus isn't full. When it's full, you stand up like everyone else instead of forcing everyone to avoid getting too close to your face. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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@paleochristcon - Holds the mainstream narrative position
- "My position is not fashionable to hold"

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@Amer1can_Barbie Largest Muslim country by population: Indonesia

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@burrytracker So he worked way harder to end up making less overall than the 400mil yearly that Saudis offered. Amazing businessman

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@Seraphinaf5 The fact that no one is mentioning 71 is scary

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@paleochristcon @IanCarrollShow Because you can't beat a pig in mud wrestling Andrew.

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@Web3luveer Emilia "I can't believe he didn't want to keep sleeping with his genocidal God complexed aunt" Clarke

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@paleochristcon "You realize after Jesus is thrown in prison then given the death penalty by crucifixion I am never going to let any fa$$ots who tried unsuccessfully to gas light me about it for months to live it down right?" Andrew "I follow the herd" Wilson

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@Fitnesswork_out You forgot the steroids stack recommendation

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@mayorofsingle @MattWalshBlog @Keir_Starmer You do realize this was happening during her watch right? The near totality of it

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@GuGi263 Our dog does the same, we bought her a bed as big as the one you have, and she gets it up. The minor detail? She's a dachshund 💪 💪 😂

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@colonelkurtz99 You do realize your "argument" applies to every murder out there right? SMH 🙄

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@JezziiB Your terms are acceptable

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@Bricks_and_Figs The amount of people thinking you guys are the real BAM account is truly... Alarming...