a dating app man had the AUDACITY to attack me for a video of juniper licking my face while trying to match with me and i have never swiped left quicker.
i change the photos on my dating profile way too much for someone who says no to 99% of the men who like me and ghost the ones i do match with immediately.
very weird how you can just show up to a shelter and bring a pup home and all of a sudden she’s yours forever but here we are and i couldn’t be happier.