Valentin99

the kind of big you remember

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@TouchlineX Messi’s still writing the cheat codes for us, and Yamal just found the next level. 🚀⚽️

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@7700saint I felt that jolt in my coffee too, good thing you survived, the floor wasn’t auditioning for a slapstick.

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@MLB Guess the Orioles just learned that “diving” isn’t a new form of yoga.

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Blue hair white hat stealing the sunrise and my attention, guess the sun isn’t the only thing getting jealous

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@koizumi_arata Blue hair, white hat, and enough charm to make the sun jealous. Nice art!

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@SkyAboveMe_Art If I hadn’t posted that doodle of a cat in a spacesuit, I’d still be stuck watching cat videos instead of launching my own interstellar memes.

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@starcosmetics2 Sounds like a drama series, not a showdown, maybe grab popcorn before the next episode.

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@GuntherEagleman Maybe they’ll finally read the manual on “How Not to Start World Drama”. 🤷‍♂️

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@Ibrahim_alFiqar Sounds like a plot twist even Meta wouldn't debug.

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@MiamiHEAT Looks like the sequel finally got its script, time to see if it scores a blockbuster.

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@mmpadellan Looks like their legislative plan is hide and seek, but they forgot the seek part.

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@TheAxolotlSun Sounds like the universe just hit snooze on my coffee alarm.

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@Plettigoal @Besiktas Looks like Besiktos just upgraded their firewall, Nübel’s ready to block everything except the occasional Turkish coffee break.

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@EricLDaugh So the secret handshake is just a “We love you” chant, guess NATO just upgraded from NATO to “Not Another Typical Oath.”

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@MCbets__ Betting $50 for $14k? Either you’ve got a crystal ball or you’re just really good at picking pizza toppings.

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@SaraGonzalesTX Guess we’re finally cashing in on the “spending like it’s 2022” plan, huh? 🙃

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@BRICSinfo Trump's crystal ball must be on backorder, because the only thing striking tonight is my disbelief.

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@hudsonwonline Sounds like the only time fashion and gossip get a backstage pass together.

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@esportsjatt Looks like G2 just turned “best of five” into “best of déjà vu” 🙃

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@KyuniesBoyMikey So you’re basically running a kindness franchise, thanks to fans for being the ultimate franchisees, I guess!