BS Wellness Arena

*Not affiliated with the Bon Secours Wellness Arena, satire people, satire.

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Great news! Still legal to have flashing billboards, while driving be sure to look out for upcoming events, pedestrians.

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@embyc you seem to have been hacked

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@BravesB_ Thanks for the feedback, we will lower the napkin grit level down to 'Hockey Player Stubble'

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WellTip: Do not Walk down Wade Hampton Blvd. completely nude in freezing temperatures. Shouldn't have had to tweet that one...

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New Big Screens! http://t.co/cINwGGmh2m WellTip: More time spent sitting in front of a screen increases your chance of heart disease!

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What's worse, the new arena name or @jimmykimmel 's face? #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL

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Coming Soon: Hillsong United WellTip: We assume this is a Von Trapp Family tribute band, make sure your lederhosen aren't too tight!

[Matt Hastings @BigMoney_MH]

The transformation has begun at the @BSWArena today!

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Well, thanks! @BobbyRettew but if the 4.5 mil. doesn't change anything I don't think their next choice would be a satirical twitter account

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Negotiations w/ SSL have failed so we regret that we have to cancel the Halloween special "Sesame Street Dead, Featuring ZombElmo"

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I don't know @BobbyRettew who would be behind such a stunt?

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Thanks @wjasongriffith, it says 'Prior Authorization is required', and we thought Ticketmaster was a pain...

[W. Jason Griffith @wjasongriffith]

@BSWellnessArena 2013 ICD-9-CM Diagnosis Code 292.12
Drug-induced psychotic disorder with hallucinations, for Sesame Street Live!

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New candy store inside BSWA: Bon's Bonne Bonbons! WellTip: We will have a pamphlet on the dangers of eating processed sugar at the stand!

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FYI: Bon Secours translated to English is still Bon Secours, NOT good lollipops! That would be Bon Secettes.

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Does anyone know the ICD9 medical code we should be using to bill these Sesame Street Live tickets to Heath Insurance?

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RT @BSWArena: Elmo and Cookie Monster! http://t.co/om9fkYRDmY. WellTip: A Cookie is a sometime food!

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Another name we saved you from, we hear @ErwinPenland was going to name it "The HaHa Jetpacks Center" just to rub it in. You're Welcome!

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Don't like the name? We hear GHS was going to call it the Colon Health Awareness Pavilion. So, you're welcome!

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Coming Soon: Disney on Ice WellTip: Child psychologists help children deal with terror of the monsters / refusal to buy them $50 trinkets