BTC_DeepThoughts

Bitcoin: So deep it squeaks. Insightful shitposting about Bitcoin.

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When the age of the fiat system comes to an end, the central bankers and government leaders will gather together in a dark saloon. They'll slap each other on the back and say, "We had a good run, boys," and "Hey, can I borrow some #Bitcoin "

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Maybe déjà vu isn’t your brain repeating a moment. Maybe it’s just your brain replaying all the times you bought #BItcoin.

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When I look up at the stars, I sometimes think that somewhere out there is another person looking up at our star and thinking, “Damn, I wish our star had #Bitcoin.”

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I once tried not to think about #Bitcoin, but the harder I tried, the more crowded my mind got with thoughts about Bitcoin.

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I think the scariest part of #Bitcoin for governments is that...it just keeps existing. Like your mother-in-law or that pesky rash on your ass.

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Sometimes I imagine explaining #Bitcoin to people in the 1800's. And halfway through the explanation, they’d probably just burn me as a witch, and honestly that might feel better than explaining Bitcoin to people that have never experienced the internet.

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When #Bitcoin goes up a lot, everyone gets girlfriends.
When it goes down, everyone has fun staying poor. It's a win-win situation.

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I used to think money had to come from a government. Then I realized the dollar mostly comes from a printer, and suddenly #Bitcoin started looking like the responsible one.

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I like the idea that somewhere out there Satoshi Nakamoto is watching the #Bitcoin price chart. Not because he cares about being wealthy. But because he desperately wants to be able to tell his wife, "I told you so."

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People say #Bitcoin is volatile, but so is my faith in humanity. The difference is Bitcoin eventually recovers.

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Thank God for #Bitcoin and please forgive those who think it's a Ponzi.

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And if it did, it wouldn't care.

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Bitcoin doesn't even know what its price is.

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Bitcoin doesn't even know what its price is.

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I'm not afraid of spending all my wife's money buying #Bitcoin, I just don't want to be there when she finds out.

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It's easy to know what God thinks of #Bitcoin, just look in the Bible where it says, "Buy Bitcoin you morons."

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My grandmother started buying five #Bitcoin a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.

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I intend to buy #Bitcoin forever. So far, so good.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one I know who wants to hear about #Bitcoin

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Denying the reality of #Bitcoin is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

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@Giovann35084111 @PaxAeterna I thought you were a man of science.

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@Kgb32_ Yes. If this happens the world will descend into the final stages of our planetary existence.