Breaking the Fourth Wall

A comedy, mental health and critical thinking podcast hosted by @DanLaMorte. This podcast can be funny to some, sad to others and weird to a lot.

[Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte]

I’m doing a tour in September to promote the release of my new special, “Infect Me Once.” So far we have 20 cities booked, quite a few 1st time stops. It starts September 4th in New York City. This is the audience from the night I taped it. This was before I even gave them weed!

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On my last tour, as some of you remember, I bought a $200 wooden duck in Bentonville, Arkansas while under the influence. He’s still doing ok. I think he’s going to come with me on my new tour this September. I’ll announce the dates on 4/20. But it starts September 4th, in NYC!

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a father/son combo just told me to go fuck myself while playing call of duty online and i wasn’t even mad because they’re already bonding this early on a Sunday.

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You should hang letters from the ceiling and make her do tricks through them

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I’ve never performed in Maine before but in one week I’ll be at the Laugh Shack in Portland, Maine. I think weed is popular in those parts, come to the show and let’s find out together my friends.

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One week from today I’ll be at @ShaskeenComedy in Manchester, New Hampshire. Doors at 8, show start at 9. Tickets are $5 at the door. One of the most fun rooms in the country, shall we party? Yes we shall.

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I don’t like that a presidential candidate just announced they’re running. I think they should have to give us a prom-posal level of show. Cover my car with sticky notes and ask me to vote for you dammit.

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my bucket list and this audience members bucket list couldn't have been more different, but it made for an entertaining conversation

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This #UFCPhoenix card doesn’t need weed to be better, but it’s certainly going to get smoked anyway

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All I keep thinking about while watching Andrea Lee fight #UFCPhoenix

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I recently realized that it’s been so long since I’ve been to the gym, that I’m not even sure if the equipment I’m lying about using still exists.

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I’m on the road and just stoned enough to enjoy the familiar feel of an unfamiliar mattress. This room has a clock. The high ceiling acts as a megaphone being held to the clocks tick. Then my brain jumps to Kesha’s song, “Tik Tok.” How I wish I could focus on that clock again.

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Yo and I just realized it’s the ginger wall. Just me and @RealCarrotTop.

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This is awesome. When I was a teenager, @ZaniesChicago was the first club on the road to pass me. It really holds a special place in the memories of my career. Last week I taped my special there. Now this poster is hanging in the greenroom of the club. This is better than weed.

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Most of my act is just about skittles

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I have no words to express the love I have for the folks who spent their Saturday night with me taping my first special. Zanies has always been a home but it felt even warmer tonight. My old man flew in for the day just to share the moment with me as well. This is pure happiness.

[Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte]

I’m recording a new album in a week. It’s a fun way to celebrate turning 24, recording your second album. To make things more fun, we’re also going to shoot it as a special. 4 shows at @zaniesrosemont & 2 shows @ZaniesChicago. First tapings are January 25th, let’s pack it out!

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The one part of adulthood I didn’t really expect was how comfortable you become with just crying.

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“Dude don’t you care that your neighbor is a cop?”

Me-“...”

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In a shocking turn of events, my mom is now joining my dad as an avid listener of Joe Rogan’s podcast. Watch them fuck around and make me a big brother at 24 years old because they got too high on DMT.