Ben

leave me alone

[Ben @BTheFisch]

Canadian tuxedo goes hard

[tal @sidd_f1nch]

This is the Knicks hidden advantage. Parks in walkable cities to Wemby are the equivalent of strip clubs to Harden. Surprised he hasn’t missed a game playing chess in Union Square

[Ben @BTheFisch]

@Jayesskayeye @WatcherontheWeb @DoingThisLive Sure, but you can’t just murder whiny bitches. Pretty basic emotional regulation that this dude obviously doesn’t have, but anyone over the age of 5 should have no problem with.

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[saarim zaman @poolnoodle93]

it is important for a functioning society to have rituals that exist outside of the logic of the day to day grind and capital, otherwise you're setting yourself up for a life of misery

[Ben @BTheFisch]

Me when I overpay on an $800 Chinese pit bike

[saarim zaman @poolnoodle93]

it is important for a functioning society to have rituals that exist outside of the logic of the day to day grind and capital, otherwise you're setting yourself up for a life of misery

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

How it feels to envision any kind of future for myself

[Ben @BTheFisch]

@ThePeoplesChama @OpenNoteGrapple That actually makes it even more cool

[Ben @BTheFisch]

@Michael25731595 @bawerk_bomb @TakeYourPhysic @memeticsisyphus https://t.co/BWVR7fOq1i

One of many

[Ersatz @ohficklething]

None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.

[aziz gilani @TexasVC]

Houston freeways are so wide they're creating their own microclimates

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[The Angel 🖤 @Angel_150913]

In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.

[Ben @BTheFisch]

@Slamp_says @Dawidaltexian @JNUMBDRIX @LibertyJen Most of the cars turned in to cash for clunkers were truly pieces of shit. They wouldn’t be around now anyway. Unless you really like 300k mile cavaliers with rotten frames.

[Ben @BTheFisch]

@misspennygadget @bye1__ @Johnny_Barks You can imply the foundational meaning behind it. They’re talking about ✨society✨ as a whole. It’s not that hard of a concept to grasp when it’s not fully laid out for you.

[Ben @BTheFisch]

@bulldog1205 @HighSchoolOT You’re the reason sports are so god damn soft now.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color

Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon

Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

that offspring song where they're like "my friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch"