Qui Gon Vodka

what did you expect it to say

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I'll make this my pinned tweet

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Was trying Daleigh’s massage gun that has a million attachments but NONE you can stick your dick in. What a shitty machine

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Gay pornstar who has Post Malone vibes called Homo Lone

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Vote for whoever you want, fuck your friends opinions

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@RMcElhenney @Wrexham_AFC Don’t leave your wet clothes in your locker think of the smell you bitch

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@TheFigen_ Damn I can’t even make 1 lady happy

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My 2 best friends Daleigh and Shelby both have best friends named Jordan but one of those Jordan’s sucks ass and one is legit awesome

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Girlfriend’s friends met here before departing for the bachelorette party and I got them drunk and planned on reminding them how much their BFs meant to them before departing but instead I just encouraged them to wild out. Swag

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@SalVulcano Somehow everytime I finish the, “and tonight’s big loser” audio comes on

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@DameScorpio Idk man I love titties. Seems solid

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@mattcombssucks Danny brown is the man he knows everything

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@SalVulcano @tastebudspod Looney tunes pre Detittification of Lola Bunny

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@SalVulcano @tastebudspod I’m sure this won’t be full of nuts jokes, y’all are twisted

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My only gym goal has been to beat my dads 405 flat bench PR but I think after hurting my shoulder the past 2 times on flat I’m gonna stick with only incline

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@SalVulcano I just want to know that when Taste Buds sadly yet inevitably comes to an end the final battle is who’s the better battler you vs Derosa. And in a movie it’d be 50/50 and have a beautiful ending. In reality you win. In my dreams Derosa wins.

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@mattcombssucks It’s not gonna work

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Just watched a whole movie about a dead phone just because @GlennHowerton was in it. so just know I love you

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I don’t consider myself a movie critic but like siskel and ebert I gave Madame Web 2 big fat tits up

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Daleighs late getting home which must mean shes getting me Burger King for Valentine’s Day

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@JoshyBeSloshy If you doing it to get home for the night without getting pulled over, smart. If you got that shit for more than a few days, ghetto

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@Morbidful “Became weak” you mean sluggish