BrightTrira

Work too hard

[BrightTrira @BTrira11368]

@rascalit24 Why buy a brand-new car if you don’t even know how to drive manual and zero mileage serves no purpose if the driver is constantly stalling. At the end of the day, we want a smooth ride, not just a clean garage

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@_falsi1ke We all went to the same school but we aren't running the same race. Louder for the people who think life is a race. Normalize supporting your friends' grinds instead of monitoring their status.

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@whmzibni You gave her a whole business week to think, and you gave her a reflex. You didn’t just reply, you teleported.

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@HStvNews When you realize they spend more time composing new year tracks than reviewing policy bills. Turning a solemn constitutional obligation into an album release party is wild.

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@WemaHotWingz Not in my house, they can go pay for a lodge or use the car. The disrespect, they are visiting your house, not a brothel. Throw them out, the absolute audacity to do that under someone else’s roof while they are trying to sleep. No manners at all.

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@NNyashaYessur @JMafume Taps in Harare are just decorations at this point. Next thing we will be taking selfies with working taps.

[BrightTrira @BTrira11368]

@CrimeWatchZW Right outside the police station? Can we arrest the pipe for malicious damage to property? 😂 The irony of this happening right in front of the station... you literally can't escape the chaos. You can't even make this up.

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@Faffiedzashe I’m convinced hot tea is the actual source of their power. She’s just trying to fight fire with fire at this point. 😭🔥

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@Clibert5 @carlsberg Carlsberg needs to put this man on a billboard and give this man a lifetime supply immediately!. The patriotism is unmatched! 😭🙌

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@h8sqiii Task failed successfully. Now that is how you avoid small talk.

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@Fathers_Diary Cold world, but it’s the truth. Genuinely sad how true this actually is. Mom’s love is the only real one anyway, anyday. A broke man is always invisible

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@bosskimhucci He’ll drop a 20-tweet thread explaining why walking builds character. Alpha by day, pedestrian by night.

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@glitchvix Bold of you to assume I’m even telling my uncles. Unless my uncle is paying for the venue, his vote doesn't count.

[BrightTrira @BTrira11368]

@HeraldZimbabwe When stress levels go up, the beerhall economy takes over. At this rate, beer is our only surviving manufacturing sector. Priorities in a bottle, future on draft.

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@WaltJackman It’s the way they said it with absolute, unwavering scientific authority that gets me. 😭

[BrightTrira @BTrira11368]

@nicki_zim And people are taking pictures instead of helping

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@saimx2181 Went from trying to clear the air to reinforcing the restraining order. Bro thought he was flirting but accidentally filed an emotional complaint

[BrightTrira @BTrira11368]

@SirTitusVeTech He could slap a customer and the queue would just get longer. It’s definitely not juju, we are just a deeply unprovoked and loyal fanbase.

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@WemaHotWingz We are building the nation, one bottle at a time. The economy allows beer, not real estate. 🤷‍♂️

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@antomukuwa Not the miti ichimhanya! Scammers really think we loaded Harare on a memory card. That 'Shefu' title alone should always tell you to grab your wallet and run the opposite