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Hot Takes N Hot Cake
World class needler
Pronouns: yes, but also not against verbs

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@warrior_na92602 @3YearLetterman *hear

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@harryjsisson Sounds like you want a HIPPA violation Harriet

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@AllanBSportsFan @ToddFis44305715 @Canes @UNC_Health_Care Perhaps Canada could be spoon-fed a Stanley Cup

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@Rapture2026 @3YearLetterman @CarriePrejean1 Was two

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@DefiantLs Her husband

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@PL67712441 @libsoftiktok Hahahaha... You typed this shit with a smirk on your face, nodding your head thinking you were about to win the internet didn't you?

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@grizzledcoder @3YearLetterman Anime???? @3YearLetterman I know this guy probably never touched a football but can you kick him off the team anyways?

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@MongooseSix @3YearLetterman You can only bookmark it once Ben

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@CNN I hear it was ejected from Uranus.

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@HuffPost 'Cause you might be Canadian

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@MaileOnX @harryjsisson Ain't nothing more American

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@3YearLetterman @JENNIWOWW @Nickelback The man was a legend. I still can't believe to this day he was able to get OJ off murder charges, especially after he literally tried to escape the cops on that white minivan. #OJSimpson #JudgeIto

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@JoeyTwoTones1 @TheJoeySwoll @3YearLetterman @jarule @DrBiden Meh, Jimmy Buffet was better

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@3YearLetterman @NBCOlympics And they use meters and centimeters and even spell those wrong when they do

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@3YearLetterman It's Espanol for 'what'

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@Khaja_1 @_TheBlueTorch Hears a picture of a page of a Bible. Looks English to me. Apologize to coach and admit your wrong

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@BB086319 @3YearLetterman @KamalaHQ *you're

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@lucy_lastik_ @3YearLetterman @KamalaHQ *your. Get it right if your gonna accuse somebody else for being wrong

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@harryjsisson Henry, not a single person that matters cares what those yahoos have to say. There job is to sing or make jokes and entertain. Except Trevor Noah. His job is to try to make up jokes but suck at it... Really, really suck at it

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@mikewhoscheese @3YearLetterman @PopCrave If your going to rag on Billy Irish's history knowledge you should have tagged her