Woodworker

Kikuyu, Writer, Bsc. Analytical Chemistry, Food is Medicine and Medicine is Food.

[Janet Machuka @janetmachuka_]

My Sunday Documentary Watch List

Best 6 from YOUTUBE👇🏿

1. How Scammers Con People Out of Their Savings - Endevr

2. The World of Hackers - Moconomy

3. Southern Sudanese Leader John Garang's Mysterious Death - Al Jazeera English

4. Inside the Global Taskforce Fighting Child Sex Abuse - ABC News In-depth

5. Lethal Reality of Gin Trafficking - Nat Geo

6. Surviving ISIS: The Hunt for the Missing Yazidis - ABC News In-depth

[Cellular Kenya @CellularKenya]

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[Woodworker @BTymba]

@RayAUXEY @4low_Ke Share some,

[Woodworker @BTymba]

@georgediano Eeeey,
Engagement 💯

[Woodworker @BTymba]

@Limorio_ 😂😂😂 Smooth

[Woodworker @BTymba]

@Keam_254

[Charles @CharlieFlani]

Makanga akisahau kukupea pesa zako unamshow “change or perish”

[ALLY MSANGI @ally_eh]

To make money, you simply need a service.

Service = You offer a skill to people who will happily pay you thousands of dollars per month.

Meaning, the first thing you need to do is pick a skill.

Choose something you enjoy and are passionate about.

It could be anything.

[Ero @LemayianLeiyan]

hata hu realise ni marking scheme 😂

[Woodworker @BTymba]

@Jaymoke3 @bonitaonsafari @StevejnrI Huyu Lucy ata mimi nataka kumjua😂😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's parliament finance committee has recommended the Housing Fund converted into a levy which means money will not be refunded once collected.

[~ @Kamoste_M]

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[Hasan Toor @hasantoxr]

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[Woodworker @BTymba]

@Kenyans I dont trust you @PSCharlesHinga, and @UDAKenya. Give us the land Mr PS, we'll build the houses to our specifications and standards. Furthermore, you know how government contractors execute projects, here is a clearer view of the promise you're selling; https://t.co/CMSGAUDOc5.

[Ero @LemayianLeiyan]

Me I think if you call it a national breakfast, every single Kenyan should also eat breakfast prepared by the government that day.

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[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

EXPLAINING THE FINANCE BILL 2023: TWO COWS 🐄

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors.

The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows.

By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies.

You take a consultant to understand this death.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others.

You go to a church or a mosque pray to Jesus or Allah for them to give you other cows.

You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven.

You recite "Hail Mary" a million times without success.

You look for passages that speak of cows in the Bible or the Quran hoping to see the cows appear.

At the end you have no strength to read the Bible or the Quran.

You become a prophet of the good news of the cows that will be coming soon.

You die in extreme poverty

#MasculinitySaturday