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[Fejiro Oliver @fejirooliver86]

The Nigeria Police @PoliceNG is a bunch of clown headed by @TunjiDisu1 as IGP

This picture here is what the clowns intend to publish on their website, newspaper, airports and send to @INTERPOL_HQ this week according to my intelligence.

The @INTERPOL_HQ should immediately delist Nigerian Police for this embarrassing publication they intend to do.

They have not declared all the terrorists wanted and criminals masquerading among them called politicians, it’s me who’s internationally known as a journalist and businessman and used my Facebook platform to call out corrupt activities of politicians and government contractors that you want to declare wanted.

When has bench warrant given by courts amount to being declared wanted Mr @TunjiDisu1 ? So I should stay back in Nigeria and watch your the IRT under the former IG secretly invade my office like they did but let my absence to kidnap me and kill just like you guys killed Dantiyata the Kano State journalist who was kidnapped by your office from Kaduna and killed in 2019 with no trace till now. It will not be well with you and your generation.

According to you, a court in Rivers State I’m not aware of gave bench warrant on a matter I’m not privy to over a defamation case filed by Tompolo and his people because I exposed a N2.1 trillion annual payment paid for pipeline surveillance and Federal High Court Asaba bench warrant for questioning Delta State Governor Sheriff Oborowheri on his government policies.

I dare you to post this this week we are entering.

You are nothing but a shameless security agency that should be scrapped. Just read the nonsense you want to post and tell me if you and whoever advised you shouldn’t be sacked from office for bringing this international embarrassment to the already-failed country.

I have already helped you to post it you failed N20 bribe collecting police.

@PoliceNG_CRU @CPJAfrica @CPJMENA @INTERPOL_Cyber @RSF_inter

[Rahlie @seun_rahl]

Your fight is over, rest well.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Be stingy with your money bro, these people won’t help you if you go broke.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

A PhD that ends with a product instead of a paper nobody reads.

More countries should try this.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Nigeria is filled with low quality rich people.

[Misola in the Cloud☁️ @Iam_Misola]

We opened this letter hoping to see school fees but we got this letter instead.

This is so painful!!! A school that has been operating for over 30 years ooo!

[Imnub @BU_NMI]

@Okaforpromise18 @Denisontsekohol I thought same likewise.

[Gregowski ⛰️ @gregowsky]

Voy a decirlo claramente, Messi tiene muchas características propias de un sicópata y las ha tenido SIEMPRE. Apariencia de mojigato, pero agresivo, pasional, falto de empatía, muy avaricioso, intransigente, tramposo y persiguiendo la inmediatez. Y ese talento que roza el asperger

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

If you don’t have mind, you can’t truly be wealthy.

You must know how to absorb all sorts of risk and shock to get that money.

[Nonconformist @_nonconformist1]

When we are done making jokes.

Let us remember that a plane crashed in Edo State Nigeria.
There was no emergency evacuation.
There was only 1 fire truck, No ambulances in sight, No airport police, nothing looks like if anyone was hurt with serious injuries they had a chance at survival.

People were seen walking on muddy road paths to get away from the wreckage.

This is Nigeria.

This is our reality.

[The Fellas @NorthSideCapper]

@TopMGSzn So it sounds like you are insinuating it was rigged in favor of Spain?

So Argentina just ran around for 120 minutes while attempting to equalize late in the game.

Maybe.. just maybe.. Argentina were outclassed by a much more superior team.

Argentina fans are retarded.

[Dezziano @dezziano]

@ChuksEricE This is how it starts. If politics in our higher institutions becomes this flamboyant, it could have serious consequences for the future of Nigerian politics.

[Omoyele Sowore @sowore]

BIGGEsT COVER UP EVER!

The arrest and reported dehumanization of Prince Adeniyi Adeyemi, the alleged Director-General of a “fake agency,” points to what appears to be an official cover-up rather than a genuine search for truth.

By now, President Tinubu’s Chief of Staff, @femigbaja should also be under arrest and investigation if the authorities are truly committed to uncovering the facts.

So far, the individual alleged to have collected the ₦400million bribe on @femigbaja behalf has reportedly died under mysterious circumstances, while the hotel allegedly used for the exchange has since been demolished.

In addition to the real crimes, we are now witnessing obstruction of justice by the @officialABAT criminal regime.

#RevolutionNow

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

MENTAL ILLNESS

[Rance @son_of_uki]

i have a theory that we live in a matrix.
from childhood clips to global stadiums, certain players are filmed, protected and promoted as if the script was written before they could speak.
the camera follows them, the spotlight isolates them

it’s not random at all that we’ve seen ronaldo sweeping the streets before stardom;
neymar being interviewed as a child;
messi bathing yamal;

this pattern suggests something deeper than coincidence
the cameras do not find them by accident. the system identifies them early… their childhood moments are archived why??? it is prophecy in boots. and maybe, just maybe, the stars were never random. they were selected by the system long before the world started watching

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

How do I tell people that Prince Adeyemi’s case with Gbaja is a tip of the iceberg in our federal budget?

The National commission for the Almajiri and Out of School Children Education situated in Abuja will spend 1,400,000,000 ($1.1m) on “Rehabilitation & Construction of Obasanjo-Itele Road & Idogo Township road” in faraway Ogun state”

🤦🏽‍♂️

[Opeyemi @OpeyemiDrift]

When Lagos island rent and flooding gets out of hand, the rich will move to Ikeja, Surulere and Ogudu.

The struggling occupants of Ogudu, Surulere and Ikeja will be pushed to Ikotun.

Those in Ikotun will move to Sagamu.

Sagamu folks will move to Ikire.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

How do people get this big??? Is it food? Is it genetics?? I’m genuinely curious.

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

When Nigerians continue to memeify our problems, this is what happens. Keep making your jokes and skits and calling them “satire”. The people you are doing it for will satirize you back and in a crueler way.

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

During the time the Mandilas building (in Victoria Island, Lagos) was under the ownership of John Basil Mandilas, a Greek, the Lagos State Government didn't consider taking over its ownership.

Mr Onuorah Okafor, a Nigerian from
Anambra, bought the building in 2020 through a loan facility from Zenith Bank. Between 2020 and 2024 he was paying back the loan from the income he made from the building.

But in 2024, a year after Tinubu became President, problems started for Mr Onuorah and his company, Area FM Radio, through which he bought the building.

First, a mysterious fire gutted the building. Second, while he was trying to rebuild the parts damaged by fire, the Lagos State government sealed and illegally demolished that section of the building.

Well, he wrote to the government and got its approval to rebuild that section. Of course, this didn't happen without Mr Onuorah parting with some huge amounts. He appealed for the government to sponsor the reconstruction since they did the demolition.

The government promised to do so, but didn't. After he waited in futility for the government to fulfil its promise, Mr Okafor borrowed extra funds from the bank and rebuilt the demolished section.

As soon as the Lagos State government saw that he had completed the reconstruction, they came again. This time, they are claiming ownership of the entire building!

What the h£ll is this!✍️