Baylor Barbie Bitch

Judging Waco locals since I arrived on campus.

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

Is 6:30am too early for chicken nuggets? #roughnignt

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Graduating with a @ScruffyMurphys1 stamp on my hand

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

Guess who's back....

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

SAE, I'm pretty sure YOU'RE supposed to buy ME a rush shirt

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Walking away from a guy at the bar: http://t.co/7amaQea3xd

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

News flash: you're not hot shit

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

You’ve Seen Me Naked, You Can Say “Hi” http://t.co/qHlfAtqZFF

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

Fuck boys. I'm going lesbian. #LezBeHonest

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

Your hair smells lovely

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

Making friends with the drive thru workers

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

You’ve Seen Me Naked, You Can Say “Hi” http://t.co/qHlfAtqZFF

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

Somebody needs to get this girl a one way ticket on the Panda Express back to Asia. #MakeItHappen

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

White flip flops...at a bar...really? #ksig

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

Fiji #1-picked his nose in class
Fiji #2-picked his nose in class...and ate it!
Come on Fiji, get some damn class.

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

I'd hate me too if I was in your last year's Walmart UGG knockoffs. #TSM

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

"Take a picture of me being classy" is usually how naked pictures start. #BeCarful #YouKnowWhoYouAre

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

"Oh, don't be silly! Everyone wants this. Everyone wants to be us." -The Devil Wears Prada. #TSM

[Baylor Barbie Bitch @BUBarbieBitch]

Looking around at the people in a public area and feeling the sudden sensation of needing a bath. #GrossPeople

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You know that feeling when you eat too much? Yeah, me neither. #SkinnyGirl #BaylorBarbieBitch

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@fatnappy creative.