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They knew i was thatttt

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Look up U.S. Patent 6506148.

You didn't hear it from me.

[uMgqilazi @jpegmobb]

I hate niggas that fumbled the houses their parents left for them

[상계 @sanggye_zzang]

고양이세계에서는 매너라는게 없음???? 얘 방금 내 귀에 대고 트름함

[Trésbon Frog🇵🇸 @Ketameme5]

I was recording a deer last night and upon zooming in, the camera auto focused or changed lenses on the last second of the video and I got this

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.

[aero 🥒 | ent s3/pro s1 @futchspock]

my mom thinks shes hilarious (crow outside my window, my dad hoped he'd be reincarnated as a crow, he killed himself)

[josh @joshypooper]

first 3 questions i ask when i go to a girls house for the first time

-is it ok if i smoke in here
-where’s your medicine cabinet
-hold on what’s your name again

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

walked out of the city and went to a small village and an old man said he wanted to show me something and i got nervous..... HE SHOWED ME HIS KITTIES 😭😭😭😭

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed niggas bragging about having the day off

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[Sipitung @Sipitungscbd]

Kejadian lucu di pet shop. 🤣

👤 Orang 1: Kak, mau grooming kucing.

👩 Pet shop: Nama kucingnya siapa, Kak?

👤 Orang 1: Natasha.

👩 Pet shop: Bukan nama Kakaknya, tapi nama kucingnya.

👤 Orang 1: Iya, itu nama kucingnya.

👩 Pet shop: Ooh, bagus banget namanya, Natasha. langsung nyolek-nyolek si kucing.

Sekitar 10 menit kemudian, datang pelanggan lain.

👤 Orang 2: Kak, kucing saya mau disteril.

👩 Pet shop: Namanya siapa, Kak?

👤 Orang 2: Joko.

👩 Pet shop: Halo, Joko... langsung nyolek-nyolek si kucing.

👤 Orang 2: Kak... itu nama saya. 🙂

Auto ngakak. 🤣

[dakota @im2hai]

when you yawn and a tear rolls down your cheek

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[jan ⋆｡ ꕤ @jablaycore]

he’s the indo erika kirk

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

Was trying to film a predator catching video and he ended up beating all our asses and took my 12 year old nephew.

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

first nigga to die to an rpg ain’t deserve that ngl

[yolk @yolkkz]

@stoyatel that's god nigga aye pick up 😭😭😭😭 u going to heaven