John 'Soap' Mactavish

I'm John Mactavish, Special Air Service

— British Army. Been a tough road for me,But I'm still here.

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

See this? This is where you'll find the answer.

Underneath this post, right here.

Don't miss it, you'll need it.

https://t.co/deWjRELBa7

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

I DID IT!!!!

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

RIGHT - about to factory reset me phone and I'm proper nervous😅

Backed everything up three times but still prayin' nothin' goes wrong.
I've got loads of important pics on here.

wish me luck!

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish calling for backup, they won't pick up

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish Okay okay I'm MOVIN' FASTER NOW!!

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE!!

I swear if that thing jumps I'm leavin' ye to it.

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@Cassius41004 Those eyes are proper deadly - could stare into them all day and not get bored once.

And he knows exactly what he's doing with them too 🫪🫪🫪

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

Man's tryin' so hard & I think it's dead sweet haha 🤣

been playin' along but I reckon I might have to tease him about it soon.

Can't let him think he's gettin' away with bein' all smooth on me. 😜

[✧.* Bing *.✧ 🍞💚 @SchmittTampinha]

His old ass can't flirt 😔 (Soap is so into him 🤭)
#Ghoap #GhostSoap 💀🧼

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish Don't worry sis I've got this - ...just... keep yer eyes peeled incase it moves yeah?

And for the love of god don't point and shout if it runs - ye'll give me a heart attack.

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@Cassius41004 Ye're not wrong.... Man could just look at me the right way and I'd be foldin' like a deck chair 😶‍🌫️

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@BubbleBathsRFun ITS HUGE!!! AND ITS CRAWLING ON MY FAKE TAN!!!!

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish AND FOR THE RECORD - I AIN'T SCARED, I JUST LIKE TO BE PREPARED!!

Those things can MOVE FAST y'know... Be there in a sec sis!!

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish AYE AYE I'M COMING!! ...just... give me TWO MINUTES alright?!

Gotta find me some gloves and a proper big glass first!!

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish And you too. 🙄

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish Ehehehe😅 Sorry!!!

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

Right so - sorry I've been proper quiet on here lately!

Rainy season's hit us hard already and I swear the weather's got me knackered 24/7. Been sleepin' like the dead most days when I'm not workin'

me body just can't get enough rest when it's all grey and drizzly outside🌧️

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish FUCKIN' MOTH IN YOUR BED?! 😱 That'd have me leappin' out the window mate!

On me way NOW - grab a blanket or somethin' to cover yer head til I get there! How in the hell did it even get in there?! I swear those things are evil little buggers... be there in 5! x

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

Nobody yearns like the Scottish...

Aye alright, I'm talkin' about meself here — Nobody yearns like ME!

Got more yearnin' in me little finger than most folk have in their whole bodies☝️😭

[bea ᜊᜒᜌ 🔻 @inkstainedlover]

okay done

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

I found out that my boyfriend was a ghost...

I had my suspicions when he walked through the door😂

[John 'Soap' Mactavish @BubbleBathsRFun]

@JenMactavish GAZ WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT AND YOU KNOW IT 😂😂

Don't ye dare put that idea in his head. Graves'd be mortified and Gaz'd have the whole base singin' it for weeks.