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Grape soda fan club. Bryce Harper Supporter. Sandlot is not a Baseball movie, it just featured Baseball. Clay Buchholz super fan.

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If Clay Buchholz has a million fans, I’m one of them
If Clay Buchholz has 5 fans, I’m one of them.
If Clay Buchholz has one fan, that fan is me.
If Clay Buchholz has no fans, I’m no long alive.
If the world is against Clay Buchholz, I’m against the world.
(Copy pasta)

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@ColeyMick Mets are stealing your hire a guy strategy

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There’s absolutely no reason Mookie’s dogshit playoff choking ass hits after ohtani again today. Fucking pathetic retired at bats every time. Half the reason they walk ohtani every time is because they have Peter Dinklage hitting second popping out every time

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@letitsnow______ @Steve_Perrault It’s a tie game

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This shit game is why Manfred added the runner to start extras

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@TheDrakeMayeEra @JPatterson2014 @tylermilliken_ @jcmccaffrey Yet you can’t because you’re nothing and nobody

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@Horacespoon6799 @jayhaykid It’s both. It’s a pretend offense facing the most expensive rotation ever assembled

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@schwarbombz @Jared_Carrabis @tylermilliken_ Tyler had this guy as a clubhouse cancer btw

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@Jared_Carrabis That throw looked like a pat light intentional walk

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@ColeyMick Having to call off a ball hit directly at you is some cedanne rafaela shit because of Abreu and Duran trying to murder him every play

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@Kirkisking_ @RangerApologist Congrats on the grand slam winning 5-0 already

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@Kirkisking_ @RangerApologist Nobody cares

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@Kirkisking_ @RangerApologist He’s 3-3 today you fucking cuck

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That’s why he’s the fucking MVP

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@Steve_Perrault Obviously needs to be straightened more and stuff before it goes up for real

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@Steve_Perrault On a non playoff note Steve what we think

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@Aidan27563482 @MLB @Brewers That’s what happens when your franchise has zero championships and you’ve been eliminated in the first round 5 years straight

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@MalikNabersMVP1 @MLB @Dodgers Evert postseason with him. He blows

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@roastbeef56 @jcthew @MLB @Dodgers Bunting is never the right play, ever

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It’s every single October with this nonsense. If it’s not a fastball directly down the middle he’s Bartolo colon with a bat. Phillies are never winning anything with him hitting at the top of their lineup

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There were actually real people pushing for Kyle Schwarber to get MVP votes this year. Keep this guy away from Boston. He fucking blows